by Rod_outbak » 13 Oct 2018, 9:48 pm
Yeah....Last capture on Wednesday just gone, was number 3...
Thought I'd plugged the hole in the gauze on the big verandah where he's been getting in, but apparently not well enough to keep this little turd out...
HOWEVER, the little scamming Nigerian thieving scum-sucking toad is very rapidly running out of 'Get out of Jail' cards...
About 25 years ago, we had one summer where one of these delinquents decided he REALLY liked the look of the little biscuit-ceramic bird in Mums bird-bath. he used to bring it presents, and do his song & dance routine to impress his lover interest. At one stage, the bird-bath was full of shiny rocks, berries, and other choice things that would impress the ladies...
[He must have thought she was pretty darned cold hearted; she never showed once ounce of interest!]
Things came to a crashing end, when he tried to take her back to his place for some good old-fashioned Bower-Bird loving. First attempt, Mum found the bird lying in the dirt nearby, and put it back, but the second attempt, he dropped her on a rock and she shattered.
Stupid gimp...
If anyone wants him and a few of his rellies, I can post-pack the prick; just give me an address!
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Sharing the extreme love with cats in Outback QLD