Ahhh...
...The very seldom seen prints of a mainland Dingaroo...
Legend has it, that before VanDemons land was seperated from the mainland, there was a head to head stousch between the big wig Dingo & the big wig of the BIG Reds (Roos)...
Apparently the roos were pissed at being continually targeted for a cheap feed when around billabongs having a drink, & so a confrontation was inevitable...
Anyway...knowone really knows who sodomised who.... (although the name suggests the Dingo was king here)...but apparently the throwback offspring live long & few, only in Tasmania, & prefer the taste of Tas-wegien-tiger-types...
Apparently, any hunter who has ever publicised the discovery of their paw prints disappears after a hunting trip to their hunting cabin..its long believed they are a consumed by the DingaRoo being thrir long favoured delicacy .
Any fact checking can be done by looking up the 'Ding-a-Roo' in the Encyclopedia of Chivas...
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Now im gonna have a feed of Marksmans Roo-stew on a big bed of mash with a heap of peas n carrots...
...& just stuff the rifle in the safe without a clean...
Ill do it tomorrow..
The man who knows everything, doesnt really know everything...he's just stopped learning...