Long Wish List and No Cash

[Title_II]

LOL, I think I just pulled a kidney Can you actually pull a muscle in your kidney? I went to American public school so one can ever be sure. But it hurts so good either way!

Some of the good things in life are free Which is good for us broke blokes.

[Gwion]

Dammit... Lithgow no makie the lefty centerfires yet!

[Gwion]

Them thar's fightin' words!

He just bitter after we saved them in the pacific using our 303's

Shhhhh...

He's American, they don't have proper history books there. He still thinks McArthur saved us!

[Gwion]

Some of the good things in life are free Which is good for us broke blokes.

Yup...
Unfortunately hunting rifles aren't one of those things.

[Title_II]

Yeah, that part of you bombing the living crap out of Japan, invading all their islands, and sinking their fleet was great!

Make no mistake, America will always be grateful for Australia, both past and present. Your military has supported liberation for at least 100 years. That's as far back as our history books go, it's like a law or something

[Gwion]

That's right...

We saved your guys from certain defeat (you know, the ones with the big boats...), then smuggled McArthur back home, at which point he said, "i think we need more boats, guns and a big bomb!"

[Title_II]

When I am King we will bomb you. But they will be Freedom bombs, not hate bombs. We will bomb until you are ready to submit to delivery of .30-06 and AR-15 airdrops

Then we will force you to import s**ty beer But we will send cheap ammo.