Aster wrote:I'm not really loving this sales pitch so far
Step right up, step right up!
Are you interested in an overpriced, needlessly complicated and extremely awkward safe Queen?!
Then boy do I have the firearm for you!
The latest product from Kaine Industries will have you busting bunnies at 200m with style, panash, and yes a 12 gauge shotgun just in case you run into The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!
Available in a number of versatile calibers, the brand new Shotgun Surgeon will weigh in as little as 18kg*!!!
We even offer a special commemorative version, silver plated with gold filigree, for just three times the price!
Don't miss out on a piece of history**, order yours today!!!!
*Weight is for the basic model in .17 hmr. Bigger calibers will add weight, actual range my not be as advertised.
**May not be an actual piece of history. Firearm not likely to retain it's value.