reddog wrote:Um any other signs I should know about

Any of these apparently...
- Nobody listens to you anymore because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.
- You begin to stop and consider all the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their descendants are going to one day seek revenge.
- Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.
- When the waiter asks for your order, you go into the other room to tell him because "the napkins have ears."
- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.
- You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog, just for a few minutes.
- You argue with yourself over which is better, to be eaten by a koala or loved by an infectious disease.
- You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time and pretend you're a stalk.
- You think that exploding wouldn't be that bad, once you got used to it.
- You try to make a list of the warning signs of insanity (cough).
- People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry.