happyhunter wrote:Imagine if the government forced you in other activities like kicking a footy, dirt biking or golf to compete in at least six sanctioned event each year.
"It has come to out attention that you have not completed the required number of PGA games for the year.
It is a requirement of your golf license that you attend at least
1 PGA game for every putter
2 PGA games for every Iron
5 PGA games for every driver
We request that you hand in your golf clubs in to a police station as your golf license has been canceled effective immediately.