Double gangsta

[Seconds]

Just had to share this because it's too stupid to pass on

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WTF

[1290]

so funny.... I knew exactly what it would be without seeing the image...2 sideway pistols, thanks hollywood

I do like the double 1911 though... must find a pic somewhere (non-gangsta)

[Baldrick314]

Right up there with these



As an aside, one of the guys I shoot with is actually pretty good at shooting side on like that. Not fast but he's pretty accurate.

[1290]

and not forgetting the classic pisstake; the homeboy sights

[KWhorenet]

now that is definitely funnier than physically challenged firing pin hole

[Hatter]

How would the holster work exactly?

[Korkt]

Right up there with these

You have got to be f***ing kidding....

[KWhorenet]

How would the holster work exactly?

same as usual; down the jocks or plumbers crack

Is that a HoMeBoY in your pocket or you just doubly happy to see me

[brett1868]

I'd seriously consider one of there

[Swarm]

I'd seriously consider one of there

C'mon really...

[harris]

That they even name those sights "homeboy".

Playing to the stupidity of this stuff.

[1290]

I'd seriously consider one of there

C'mon really...

Thats just silly. I think he meant "two of those" what on earth would you do with the spare hand

[inventurkey]

That s**t is whack

[anthillinside]

It never ceases to amaze me.
If some idiot can imagine it some moron will make it.
But that’s how things get invented isn’t it?
I guess we win both ways.
If it works we use it or enjoy it’s benefits, if not we kill ourselves laughing at it.
I’d love to have a brain that comes up with these ideas (I’d keep it in a jar)

[Pom]

If some idiot can imagine it some moron will make it.

And a third moron will even buy the bloody thing

[1290]

It took an Italian to think of it....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM-DGaNmtA0

Why?
Imagine what the response was, what, centuries ago when the guy holding a shotgun said to his mate;
"Hey Giovanni, this is a good think.... if I was to add another barrel wouldnt it be MORE of a good thing??"

[brett1868]

How would the holster work exactly?

Ever heard of a Sporran?

[Hucka]

You fancy having 2 pistols holstered directly over your tackle, Brett?

[1290]

You fancy having 2 pistols holstered directly over your tackle, Brett?

Noooo, Brett uses his normal holsters for those...

[tom604]

i want them all !!!!!! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[anthillinside]

It took an Italian to think of it....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM-DGaNmtA0

Why?
Imagine what the response was, what, centuries ago when the guy holding a shotgun said to his mate;
"Hey Giovanni, this is a good think.... if I was to add another barrel wouldnt it be MORE of a good thing??"

And thats how the gattling gun was born
Which gave birth to the mini gun which begat Metal Storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjGbOyd2ek

[sooey]

That twin barrel pistol looks like it must be so uncomfortable for your finger.

[1290]

It took an Italian to think of it....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM-DGaNmtA0

Why?
Imagine what the response was, what, centuries ago when the guy holding a shotgun said to his mate;
"Hey Giovanni, this is a good think.... if I was to add another barrel wouldnt it be MORE of a good thing??"

And thats how the gattling gun was born
Which gave birth to the mini gun which begat Metal Storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjGbOyd2ek

The convo continued...
"2 barrels?.... I say 4"
"pfffft, I'll give you six... and revolving! Ha"
"Mate you aint seen nothing, how about 100!! beat that!"

Wasnt Metal storm 'invented' by an Aussie?? Kind of disappeared into obscurity didnt it, I guess they hadnt solved the reloading in the field issue....once the enemy hears the brrrrrp, they know its spent...

[Wobble]

Kind of disappeared into obscurity didnt it, I guess they hadnt solved the reloading in the field issue....once the enemy hears the brrrrrp, they know its spent...

I think the company folded.

Very interesting tech, but I wouldn't think very practical (which seems to be supported by their closure?)

[1290]

Kind of disappeared into obscurity didnt it, I guess they hadnt solved the reloading in the field issue....once the enemy hears the brrrrrp, they know its spent...

I think the company folded.

Very interesting tech, but I wouldn't think very practical (which seems to be supported by their closure?)

patents were probably bought out by the US Govt or one of the mega corps...company folds, dude retires to pacific island out of reach of his invention gone bad

[headspace]

Thats just silly. I think he meant "two of those" what on earth would you do with the spare hand

Interfere with oneself perhaps?

[brett1868]

You fancy having 2 pistols holstered directly over your tackle, Brett?

Noooo, Brett uses his normal holsters for those...

I guess you could call my wife's handbag a holster of sorts...

[anthillinside]

Metal Storms downfall was the bean counters.
Doing the budget... How many rounds per minute? now estimate x hours service by 6 month supply =
QStore's 6 months supply of Metal Storm ammo?, where are we going to put it?
Sarg. Here's your 5 rounds of practice ammo, don't use it all at once.

[KWhorenet]

Metal Storms downfall
Sarg. Here's your 5 rounds of practice ammo, don't use it all at once.

IF IT WAS OPERATED BY OUR RAAF
Here's your annual qualifying shoot requirement of 10 rounds due to DMO SRP (no joke).
Cheers. Brp! Pffft!
Now spend an hour cleaning the entire thing like it was used for a week. Make sure you jam the cleaning rods in tight, flex bend then just rip them out rough damaging throat, lands and crown AC.

SGT yes SGT. Ummm Crowns, Throats and Lands... Huh ? Caked it in oil and got the ram rod out! Look no lint in the bore. All good?

Good job AC

Seeya next year SGT

[hrrl]

Doing the budget... How many rounds per minute? now estimate x hours service by 6 month supply =

40 million rounds thanks