How to poison yourself like a champion

[sooey]

Just sharing a recent experience from some idiot mates for everyone to have a laugh

A trio of mates went camping this week and forgot to take a hot plate for cooking.

They managed to find an old street sign (council worker chucked it after replacing it or something, not stolen) not too far out and get back to the camp and cooking.

Anyway one of the guys says he doesn't want to cook off some manky road sign, but the other two go ahead.

Sure enough, half an hour later the pair that cooked off the sign and both seriously unwell, "firing at both ends" is the expression I think

Bit of lead paint or metal or whatever is in those signs anyway seems to be the culprit.

Good times

So the lesson is, remember to bring proper cooking gear

[SendIt]

Hilarious for the 1 bloke that didn't eat off it no doubt

[Grrzrr]

Ha ha.

Good times.

I wonder what's in those signs then

[Hucka]

Good times.

I wonder what's in those signs then

The signs are steel I guess? Who knows what's in the paint though?

Paint fumes when cookin'?

[Seconds]

Maybe cook paint side down next time if that's the case

[Old Fart]

Maybe cook paint side down next time if that's the case

Maybe just remember a hot plate

[Lorgar]

Maybe just remember a hot plate

Just take a bit of foil and plonk it near the fire. Don't even need to lug around a heavy plate.

[Ariat]

Eat your game raw! Manly!

[brisb]

Eat your game raw! Manly!

Don't even shoot it.

I chase my deer down on foot and bite them myself

[Noisydad]

Of course the upside of "Poisoning yourself like a champion " is that someone new gets to have a crack at the championship each time!

[sha]

Of course the upside of "Poisoning yourself like a champion " is that someone new gets to have a crack at the championship each time!

I think I'll forfeit this competition

[Swarm]

Of course the upside of "Poisoning yourself like a champion " is that someone new gets to have a crack at the championship each time!

A remember (well, sort of...) a few highlights from my teenage drinking years like that...

[on_one_wheel]

That "Poisoning yourself like a champion " heading reminds me of a party years back when one of us ( blind drunk ) grabbed a 1ltr bottle out of the fridge in the sheering shed and proceded to skull what they thought was Fanta.... " What the F is in this Fanta bottle, pink s#*t , tastes like oil ? " ..... "'Luci-Jet !" ....

[jeebo]

Mmmm, delicious sheep dip poison.

[Lorgar]

I bet a gob full of that made you sick...

[reddog]

That "Poisoning yourself like a champion " heading reminds me of a party years back when one of us ( blind drunk ) grabbed a 1ltr bottle out of the fridge in the sheering shed and proceded to skull what they thought was Fanta.... " What the F is in this Fanta bottle, pink s#*t , tastes like oil ? " ..... "'Luci-Jet !" ....

How did he go with that ?
I have of heard that farmers used to inject Lucijet in the guts of beef steers after they
butchered them in the paddock , and anything that ate it ,foxes and crows didn't use
to make it 20 metres before dying ?
Of course this is all hearsay I've never had first hand experience

[Warrigul]

That "Poisoning yourself like a champion " heading reminds me of a party years back when one of us ( blind drunk ) grabbed a 1ltr bottle out of the fridge in the sheering shed and proceded to skull what they thought was Fanta.... " What the F is in this Fanta bottle, pink s#*t , tastes like oil ? " ..... "'Luci-Jet !" ....

How did he go with that ?
I have of heard that farmers used to inject Lucijet in the guts of beef steers after they
butchered them in the paddock , and anything that ate it ,foxes and crows didn't use
to make it 20 metres before dying ?
Of course this is all hearsay I've never had first hand experience

I bet he didn't get fly struck that year...........................

[Elek]

I bet he didn't get fly struck that year....

Having a shower everyone once in a while usually holds that off too

[on_one_wheel]

Luci-jet, Best hang over cure ever, He skulled some coke... spewed... skulled some coke... spewed rolled a Jamaican ciggar and passed out in his swag. We didnt know untill the next day just how deadly the stuff was. He was fine but the flys have been falling off his shoulders stone dead ever since !

[Hatter]

Luci-jet, Best hang over cure ever, He skulled some coke... spewed... skulled some coke... spewed rolled a Jamaican ciggar and passed out in his swag.

Er, sorry... That's the best cure you've got?