Worst hunting Trip Ever

[bigfellascott]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Thats the funniest story ive ever heard!!!! What an arsehole!! Hahaha he could of at least asked you if it was ok to get naked! Must have been traumatising, ive heard stories from up in the pilbara of blokes loosing their marble and running around site naked and screaming nonsense, thats sorta understandable, but no, no what happened to is pretty brutal hahahaha

I'm pretty sure he wanted Westy to check that out!

[Westy]

I don't know Scott never did see that camera again!!!!! And I never want to see this little prick again either!!!!!

[bigfellascott]

I don't know Scott never did see that camera again!!!!! And I never want to see this little prick again either!!!!!

Which little prick are you talking about exactly? Ya lucky he didn't ambush ya in the tent mate! he's obviously got the wrong idea about camping, well at least got the being camp and camping mixed up.

[Noisydad]

Pretty sure we'd NEVER read a story like this on U.S. or pommy forum!

[Combat_Wombat]

Didn't look like this bloke at all did he?

Handy bloke to take out hunting he has his own night vision gear and is a pretty handy skinner

[Bennybigbores]

Well it was worse than a brown snake, the old one eyed purple Python hey!

[Warrigul]

Freezing day, one where you really needed a fire to avoid being completely miserable... Arrived at our spot just before dark and it start pissing with rain immediately.

We normally take matches, a few fire lighters and that's it. Gather the rest. Too soaked to do that this time.

Instead had to pour all the chainsaw fuel on the kindling and it took 3 of us scavenging pretty much non-stop for an hour and a half, hand feeding bits of bark and whatever loose dry material we could find to get the fire self sustaining against the rain.

It was a 'frost in your beard' kind of morning when we woke up.

******

I can light a fire in any weather but I still have a small propane torch in the ute, it will start a fire in any situation. I hate suffering and standing over a smelly bucket of dirt or sand soaked in petrol just doesn't appeal to me anymore.

Propane torch, will change your life, swear to god.

[Westy]

Didn't look like this bloke at all did he?

Handy bloke to take out hunting he has his own night vision gear and is a pretty handy skinner

WHO THE f*** IS THAT GUY AND NO he didn't look like that ,this prick was a gym junkie and to tell the truth I wasn't sure I could have beaten him down so I pissed off quick!!!! Come Back Boooo Hooohooo I new I shouldn't hasve mentioned this!!!!!

[Combat_Wombat]

Didn't look like this bloke at all did he?

Handy bloke to take out hunting he has his own night vision gear and is a pretty handy skinner

WHO THE f*** IS THAT GUY AND NO he didn't look like that ,this prick was a gym junkie and to tell the truth I wasn't sure I could have beaten him down so I pissed off quick!!!! Come Back Boooo Hooohooo I new I shouldn't hasve mentioned this!!!!!

Buffalo Bill pretty sure he's from Cunnamulla

Oh and might be worth hiring silence of the lambs too

[Westy]

O.K???

[North East]

Never really had a bad one, I can handle multiple tyre punctures with bead breakers, tubes or plugs, A major mechanical issue would be a problem, Then it is a walk out or set off the PLB if life threatening.

[tom604]

buffalo bill was in the silence of the lambs,used to skin people, had night vision goggles,liked being naked, a lot ,bit like your buddy ,dont you watch the movies westy?

[Westy]

Was busy overseas back then, it seems I really missed something not seeing this movie?????? : lol:

[Vati]

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again...

You sure can pick 'em, Westy.

[MrClark]

Ahahahaha this is just so funny!!

[Westy]

Ahahahaha this is just so funny!!

Glad you enjoyed my misery would you like Matts phone number?????

[Korkt]

Any trip where you end up sleeping on the dirt next to the fire.

Went out once borrowing a hammock and hoochie from a mate and with the wind, rain and cold it all went pear shaped. Never again.

[MrClark]

Glad you enjoyed my misery would you like Matts phone number?????

hahaha no thanks mate, surprised you've still got it

[Westy]

I keep it on the mobile in the don't answer file!!!

[Jack V]

Man that is creepy . It is fairly obvious he is in fact gay and miss took your helpfulness and friendliness for something else altogether .

Probably the reason his marriage broke up in the first place. And an ex ADF member ! Must have been the Navy

You must be too good looking for your own good , Westy

[Westy]

Not Bloody Likely!!!! I'm as I sound a Bloody Cranky old s**t and look look like s**t

[Jack V]

Maybe he liked the rough macho types mate .

[Vati]

I keep it on the mobile in the don't answer file!!!

Sure, sure. We believe you

[Westy]

Ohhh well I had to try to convince you guys !!!!!!

[Jack V]

It's a strange story and one of the weirdest I have heard about a shooting trip . There were no gays in the Army in my day or we would have been right onto them , I mean we would have know all about them , I mean we would have spotted them .

[Westy]

Hows that Jack was it sticking out a mile???? LOl

[Jack V]

Hows that Jack was it sticking out a mile???? LOl

you could be right .

[Lorgar]

Propane torch, will change your life, swear to god.

I have a hand size bottle already, just need to get off my ass and get the torch bit.