by womble » 13 Feb 2023, 2:36 am
Desperately trying to find all the guns they’ve lost over the last couple of years. Which is an extraordinary amount, difficult to rationalise.
“Sarge I lost my gun again”
“Not again constable, have you checked all your pockets, never mind I’ll just grab you a new one from the gun cabinet, wow we really need to restock this cabinet “
“Yea sorry sarge, that’s the third one I’ve lost this week damm”
So then they go out on raids to try and recover some of their guns.
“Godammit another plastic one”
One can barely imagine just how pissed off they were went they went through that haul and not a single real gun was recovered. So many guns surely mine has to be in here somewhere
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned