Smells like trouble... And I'm in it

[Carter]

I was mowing the lawn today when I suddenly got hit my a nice fresh smell.

Says to myself... That's nice, I wonder what it is?

Sure enough, I didn't realise the misses planted a run parsley alongside the fence and I've gone and mulched them all.

She didn't notice tonight but I'm in trouble tomorrow when the sun rises

[Chronos]

"look honey, I made Tabouleh!"



Chronos

[bigfellascott]

look at this dear, the bloody neighbours cat's eaten the Parsley!

[cavok]

That's ok, fess up.

[Westy]

Last thing I'd be doing is even mentioning it!!!!!! Musta died sweet cheeks???LOL

[bigfellascott]

I wouldn't worry about it too much, it should grow back quick enough.

[Jessie]

"look honey, I made Tabouleh!"

Just gotta mow over the tomatos and onions and he's done

[maxi]

look at this dear, the bloody neighbours cat's eaten the Parsley!

I will buy a new 22 to defence your parsley in future!

Silver lining

[Carter]

I wouldn't worry about it too much, it should grow back quick enough.

In a stroke of luck a little laziness paid off this time around.

Normally I cut it pretty short so I have to do it less frequently. This time had the blade set at max height so I could just run over the top of it real quick and tidy up appearances a bit.

If I can keep her out of the backyard for a week the whole thing might go unnoticed

[Chronos]

Blind optimism , I like it

Chronos

[1886]

Mate, you're not thinking but you now have the perfect opportunity

I used to get blasted for not helping with any type of gardening maintenance etc but its just not my thing. Awhile ago I volunteered to help do some weeding but it got so boring I deliberately yanked out some plants that I knew were not weeds and later she went off her brain why I had pulled those out etc etc.

"I thought they were weeds as I don't have a clue about gardens"

Since then I have been permanently BANNED from all garden duties even to the extent her birthday was a few weeks ago and what did she want. Her own Wipper Snipper so I brought here a top notch Stihl and she reckoned I was God. She now also does that while I have to unfortunately go to my workshop to amuse myself

You need to grab the opportunity now and fess up and indicate you thought the parsley was weeds and you will be banned from mowing

[Noisydad]

1886, you're sir are a first class, conniving fanangler! Do you do an evening class?

[Carter]

I've pulled out the 'I didn't know any better' card a few times already to get banned from things.

Just recently too, it's thin but still holding up to scrutiny so far. Gotta not push it too far...

She'll realise I can't be that dumb sooner or later