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Joke Thread :lol:
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 29 Dec 2022, 8:33 am
Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 30 Dec 2022, 7:54 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 31 Dec 2022, 8:11 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 01 Jan 2023, 9:35 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 02 Jan 2023, 7:48 am
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The world's idea of Australia
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 03 Jan 2023, 1:47 pm
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 04 Jan 2023, 8:06 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 04 Jan 2023, 11:47 am
Just heard a report on the news, "thousands of Brazilians had gathered" to pay respect to Pelé.
Now doesn't that conjure up one bodacious mental image
Now doesn't that conjure up one bodacious mental image
Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 04 Jan 2023, 12:15 pm
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Treat trolls with the contempt they deserve.
Reminder. I am of average intelligence, therefore 50% of people are dumber than me.
Member. NSC, SFFP, Shooters Union.
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
Reminder. I am of average intelligence, therefore 50% of people are dumber than me.
Member. NSC, SFFP, Shooters Union.
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 05 Jan 2023, 8:23 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 05 Jan 2023, 5:41 pm
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 06 Jan 2023, 9:13 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 06 Jan 2023, 10:58 am
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 15 Jan 2023, 7:34 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 16 Jan 2023, 3:35 pm
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 17 Jan 2023, 11:04 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
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- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 18 Jan 2023, 8:58 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 19 Jan 2023, 8:18 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 19 Jan 2023, 9:01 am
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target rifle shooter
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 19 Jan 2023, 1:23 pm
A guy goes to a psychologist and the doc wants to do a Rorschach ink blot test.
He shows the man the first blot, "What do you see here" he asked.
"Two people having sex in the missionary position" replied the man.
The doc made a note and showed the man a second blot.
"That's three people having sex"
The doc made another note and showed the man another blot.
"Two people doing it doggie style while the third one watches".
The doc makes another notation and shows the man a final blot.
"Wow" exclaimed the man, "that's trhee people having sex with a goat."
The psychologist puts the blots aside and says to the man "It seems fairly obvious, you have an abnormal fascination with sex."
"Me?" says the man indignantly, "You're the one with all the dirty pictures".
He shows the man the first blot, "What do you see here" he asked.
"Two people having sex in the missionary position" replied the man.
The doc made a note and showed the man a second blot.
"That's three people having sex"
The doc made another note and showed the man another blot.
"Two people doing it doggie style while the third one watches".
The doc makes another notation and shows the man a final blot.
"Wow" exclaimed the man, "that's trhee people having sex with a goat."
The psychologist puts the blots aside and says to the man "It seems fairly obvious, you have an abnormal fascination with sex."
"Me?" says the man indignantly, "You're the one with all the dirty pictures".
Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 19 Jan 2023, 10:03 pm
Did you record my last appointment.Treat trolls with the contempt they deserve.
Reminder. I am of average intelligence, therefore 50% of people are dumber than me.
Member. NSC, SFFP, Shooters Union.
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
Reminder. I am of average intelligence, therefore 50% of people are dumber than me.
Member. NSC, SFFP, Shooters Union.
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 20 Jan 2023, 9:19 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 21 Jan 2023, 3:37 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 23 Jan 2023, 7:08 pm
Willy Jeddediah Clampet.
Ewes all know the tune, sing along,
Listen a story about a man named Willy,
a poor mountaineer who was rather silly,
then one day he was shooting at some food,
and up from the ground jumped granny in the nude.
Yep in the nude. See ya'll
Ewes all know the tune, sing along,
Listen a story about a man named Willy,
a poor mountaineer who was rather silly,
then one day he was shooting at some food,
and up from the ground jumped granny in the nude.
Yep in the nude. See ya'll
Treat trolls with the contempt they deserve.
Reminder. I am of average intelligence, therefore 50% of people are dumber than me.
Member. NSC, SFFP, Shooters Union.
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
Reminder. I am of average intelligence, therefore 50% of people are dumber than me.
Member. NSC, SFFP, Shooters Union.
SSAA, the powerful gun lobby.
https://youtu.be/2v3QrUvYj-Y
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 25 Jan 2023, 8:51 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 25 Jan 2023, 9:25 am
In the late 70s Doug Anthony was at a public function in Ballina.
Towards the end of the evening, an old bushy came up to him and said " You look familiar, who might you be?"
Mr Anthony smiled at the old gent and proudly announced, "I'm the Country Member"
The old bushy looked at him with his head slightly cocked and replied, "Ah yeah, I remember"
Towards the end of the evening, an old bushy came up to him and said " You look familiar, who might you be?"
Mr Anthony smiled at the old gent and proudly announced, "I'm the Country Member"
The old bushy looked at him with his head slightly cocked and replied, "Ah yeah, I remember"
Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 26 Jan 2023, 8:39 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 27 Jan 2023, 7:46 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
-
Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
- Posts: 1430
- New South Wales
Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 29 Jan 2023, 8:17 am
That last one should be on the welcome page for new users 
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:
by » 30 Jan 2023, 6:56 am
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Courage is knowing it might
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
hurt, and doing it anyway.
Stupidity is the same
.
And that's why life is hard
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Lazarus - Warrant Officer C1
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