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LOL, I finally got to meet a real live one. (CBB's)

Post by Die Judicii » 12 Jun 2026, 9:18 pm

Hardly a day goes by without hearing or reading about a greenie up to antics of some sort.
Usually with weird or ridiculous views and beliefs.
Well I finally got to meet a "real live one" today.

A woman was walking past my ute and read the sign relating to feral pest management (dogs in particular) and she said to me that the shooting
of the wild dogs was cruel and inhumane.

So I replied to her and said "No lady,,,, far from it,, not the way I do it", and I went on to say that most dog shooters use ordinary bullets but I don't.

That raised her curiosity and she asked me what I use instead.

I explained that instead of ordinary bullets, I use real special ones called "CBB's" which are bullets that have points of cotton wool (a bit like a cotton bud) that soften the impact so that it doesnt hurt them so much.

Fully expecting a tirade of abuse from her, I was shocked when she looked at me and said "Ohhhh,, that's so good, you are a nice man".

:wtf: I guess they really do live amongst us.
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And,,,,It's been proven,,,,, the most trustworthy females in my entire life were all canines.
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Post by Damo300 » 12 Jun 2026, 9:30 pm

Yep. They do.
Cotton tipped bullets.
Good one.
Johnson and Johnson do a box of 20 for $9.95.

What a shame you can't be there when the penny drops, or should I say, IF the penny drops.
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Post by bigrich » 13 Jun 2026, 3:57 am

Die Judicii wrote:Hardly a day goes by without hearing or reading about a greenie up to antics of some sort.
Usually with weird or ridiculous views and beliefs.
Well I finally got to meet a "real live one" today.

A woman was walking past my ute and read the sign relating to feral pest management (dogs in particular) and she said to me that the shooting
of the wild dogs was cruel and inhumane.

So I replied to her and said "No lady,,,, far from it,, not the way I do it", and I went on to say that most dog shooters use ordinary bullets but I don't.

That raised her curiosity and she asked me what I use instead.

I explained that instead of ordinary bullets, I use real special ones called "CBB's" which are bullets that have points of cotton wool (a bit like a cotton bud) that soften the impact so that it doesnt hurt them so much.

Fully expecting a tirade of abuse from her, I was shocked when she looked at me and said "Ohhhh,, that's so good, you are a nice man".

:wtf: I guess they really do live amongst us.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: FMD ! YOU'VE MADE MY DAY MATE ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Wapiti » 13 Jun 2026, 7:08 am

Mate, you've always been good at telling jokes. For a minute, I really almost believed that!
It's gotta be impossible that people that deficient really live amongst us, and influence opinion. And vote.
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Post by fussy » 13 Jun 2026, 7:21 am

A woman who worked for me thought air rifles just fired air. And nothing else...
Uh, huh...so a small lump 0.177 wide of air will knock over a tin can at 50 m, because there's no way air will dissipate....unlike the monstrous Weapon of Mass Destruction known as a leaf blower, those things ought to be banned.
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Post by Wapiti » 13 Jun 2026, 7:28 am

fussy wrote:A woman who worked for me thought air rifles just fired air. And nothing else...
Uh, huh...to a small lump 0.177 wide of air will knock over a tin can at 50 m, because there's no way air will dissipate....unlike the monstrous Weapon of Mass Destruction known as a leaf blower, those things ought to be banned.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Another joke. You blokes are on fire.
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Post by Die Judicii » 13 Jun 2026, 9:43 am

Unfortunately for us all,, I was NOT joking. And for your benefit Wapiti,, she must live much closer to you than me. I believe she lives somewhere between Stanthorpe and Texas.
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Post by fussy » 13 Jun 2026, 6:21 pm

AND cotton tipped projectiles (and nitrocellulose gumpowder) are PLANT BASED!
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Post by Wapiti » 14 Jun 2026, 7:29 am

Die Judicii wrote:Unfortunately for us all,, I was NOT joking. And for your benefit Wapiti,, she must live much closer to you than me. I believe she lives somewhere between Stanthorpe and Texas.

That's amazing mate, I can't believe that anyone out this way is that much in a bubble.

Quite a bit of an insight into how closed off a world some people live in, because in the community that she lives in then, I do not bump into anyone who is so misinformed on real everyday issues outside of the concrete kerbs.
It's a shame that she left from her chance discussion with you still completely uninformed on the deal outside of her picket fence. These people are actually dangerous to our way of life, unintentionally but still...
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Post by Fester » 14 Jun 2026, 1:35 pm

It's funny to think that some are for real and not joking, but I have not talked with one for so long that I wouldn't even remember.

It's been some years now that I even spent a day visiting the big smoke. I used to train it, and do the ferry to Manly after walking George or Pitt st.

I drove once, but on a Sunday, and only did the anti-mass immigration rally, and drove straight back home to the mountains.
Thought it was best I don't push my luck, as I got easy paid street parking, and no real traffic KAOS.
I did it after Elbo advised that it was zatzies and not the normal Aussies that attended; we were not allowed to march after Minns banned marches.
It seemed like half of the police attended as well, shame they didn't attend Bondi after being warned.
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Post by Die Judicii » 14 Jun 2026, 2:37 pm

What I found truly amazing was that tongue in cheek, what I'd said wasn't even the slightest bit credible, and was fully expecting to get
a real rant from her,,,,,,,,,,, but it never came,, and instead she was quite nice, while not even realizing that I was talking utter BS. :shock:
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Post by Bugman » 14 Jun 2026, 4:48 pm

Die Judicii wrote:What I found truly amazing was that tongue in cheek, what I'd said wasn't even the slightest bit credible, and was fully expecting to get
a real rant from her,,,,,,,,,,, but it never came,, and instead she was quite nice, while not even realizing that I was talking utter BS. :shock:


Yep. I got my BS Degree at Sydney University...........with honors. :geek:
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Post by Wapiti » 15 Jun 2026, 7:33 am

Fester wrote:It's funny to think that some are for real and not joking, but I have not talked with one for so long that I wouldn't even remember.

It's been some years now that I even spent a day visiting the big smoke. I used to train it, and do the ferry to Manly after walking George or Pitt st.

I drove once, but on a Sunday, and only did the anti-mass immigration rally, and drove straight back home to the mountains.
Thought it was best I don't push my luck, as I got easy paid street parking, and no real traffic KAOS.
I did it after Elbo advised that it was zatzies and not the normal Aussies that attended; we were not allowed to march after Minns banned marches.
It seemed like half of the police attended as well, shame they didn't attend Bondi after being warned.


What's really scary there from what you said is how much we've descended into totalitarianism that there are people still, so uninformed and sprayed with bullsh*t that what Minns did has not raised an eyebrow.
I just don't seem to be able to ever get my point across that to live in those centres is to live amongst the true Australian white ants, the theory of stupidity is being taken advantage of so ridgedly by the marxist playbook, fronted by people like Minns so cleverly fronting as "friends".

Elbow, on the other hand, as devious and good at deceiving and lies as his sheltered communist party education has made him, is now unable to believe that some of the smart Australians have realised where they intend to take us all. By being in denial and refusing to even admit in the slightest, he is following that playbook faithfully like the lapdog that he is.

It still surprises me greatly though that people out this way have spent such long lives completely unaware of real life, faithfully living behind the picket fence and lapping up the indoctrination on the free-to-air radio and TV. Like the lady DJ described.
I used to think all this was conspiracy BS, but for quite awhile now I just see the unaware as my enemy. And yours.
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Post by bigrich » 15 Jun 2026, 4:26 pm

Wapiti wrote:
Fester wrote:It's funny to think that some are for real and not joking, but I have not talked with one for so long that I wouldn't even remember.

It's been some years now that I even spent a day visiting the big smoke. I used to train it, and do the ferry to Manly after walking George or Pitt st.

I drove once, but on a Sunday, and only did the anti-mass immigration rally, and drove straight back home to the mountains.
Thought it was best I don't push my luck, as I got easy paid street parking, and no real traffic KAOS.
I did it after Elbo advised that it was zatzies and not the normal Aussies that attended; we were not allowed to march after Minns banned marches.
It seemed like half of the police attended as well, shame they didn't attend Bondi after being warned.


What's really scary there from what you said is how much we've descended into totalitarianism that there are people still, so uninformed and sprayed with bullsh*t that what Minns did has not raised an eyebrow.
I just don't seem to be able to ever get my point across that to live in those centres is to live amongst the true Australian white ants, the theory of stupidity is being taken advantage of so ridgedly by the marxist playbook, fronted by people like Minns so cleverly fronting as "friends".

Elbow, on the other hand, as devious and good at deceiving and lies as his sheltered communist party education has made him, is now unable to believe that some of the smart Australians have realised where they intend to take us all. By being in denial and refusing to even admit in the slightest, he is following that playbook faithfully like the lapdog that he is.

It still surprises me greatly though that people out this way have spent such long lives completely unaware of real life, faithfully living behind the picket fence and lapping up the indoctrination on the free-to-air radio and TV. Like the lady DJ described.
I used to think all this was conspiracy BS, but for quite awhile now I just see the unaware as my enemy. And yours.


" whoever controls the media, controls the mind" , quote from jim morrison
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Post by Wapiti » 16 Jun 2026, 6:50 am

Yes, and because of their mind rot from this agenda-Media machine, they just cannot ever understand it.
Will people ever be able to see things for themselves ever again, or do they just live now to be herded like sheep?
And where do they end up, pray tell.

Most of these people are completely unaware of why they are struggling and almost completely exhausted trying to make ends meet, and I used to think you could tell them.
But they have been told so many times that black is white, the misinformation machine has won.
A few people are blessed with the capacity to think and say, hang on, this is just all crap, step back and dare to think for themselves and see it.

Whether there will ever be enough to stop this monster at the ballot box against all the things put in place to stop it, I'm not so sure.
Watching just our own past-time let go so easily with this cowardice does not fill me with future hope. Even pointing this out upsets some, must feel a little responsible, eh?
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