Joke Thread :lol:

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AUKUS

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How going to "civilisation" makes me feel

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https://www.instagram.com/p/C4MgoXMo4mr ... atch_again

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https://www.instagram.com/p/C1oyi2HNzsY ... atch_again

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[Flyonline]

It's not just mechanics that hate engineers!

Comes up frequently at work.........'Designed by an engineer' is about the biggest insult I can give to a piece of equipment.

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It's not just mechanics that hate engineers!

Comes up frequently at work.........'Designed by an engineer' is about the biggest insult I can give to a piece of equipment.

I own a classic Range Rover, and I have a collection of weird shaped bits of steel I've had to build over the years after getting halfway through a job, then finding the dreaded statement, "Using Land Rover special tool number xxxx remove the dingus" in the worksop manual.

Engineers....

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This one is just for you OB

https://twitter.com/i/status/1775553571485811049

[Oldbloke]

I don't do twitter mate.

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Chicken

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[Oldbloke]

Notes of life

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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When that girl who looked so good through your beer goggles turns out not to be a morning person

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