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Post by Oldbloke » 06 Jun 2023, 5:16 pm

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Post by Lazarus » 06 Jun 2023, 6:09 pm

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Post by Lazarus » 07 Jun 2023, 4:09 pm

Imagine being locked in a cupboard with her for 2 minutes, let alone 2 days....

I feel like I ned a wash just from looking at the picture
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Post by AlHow » 08 Jun 2023, 10:11 am

Die Judicii wrote:I went for a rather longish drive yesterday to pick up some parts that I bought. Which ended up being the entire day
before I got back home.
But well worth it.
On the last leg of the drive I was feeling pretty hungry and decided I'd get a large coffee and something to eat.
So,,, the dreaded golden arches was the easiest port of call.

I ended up being served by one of the employees who asked what I wanted.

So I said,, "A large cappachino please,,,,, and half a dozen Hash Browns."

She stood there blank faced and repeated "A large cappachino and,,,,, How many Hash Browns did you want" ?

I repeated,,,,,,,, Half a dozen please.

She replied,,,,,,,,,,, "But,,,, how many " ?

At that stage I thought that maybe I could sometime in the future confuse her by saying seven.

But thought better of it,,,,,,,,, so I replied ,,,,, Six Hash Browns please.

Her face lit up like a neon sign and she smiled at me and said there would be a two minute wait for the Hash Browns.

Fair dinkum,,,,,,, I do believe we are breeding and schooling highly intelligent dumb Rse's
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Post by Die Judicii » 09 Jun 2023, 3:05 pm

ENTRANCE ONLY,,,,,,,
Is there no end in sight to the f#ckwits that are out there ?
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
And,,,,It's been proven,,,,, the most trustworthy females in my entire life were all canines.
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Post by Peterwho » 09 Jun 2023, 9:34 pm

We could be optimistic and hope that is the reverse side of the entrance sign. If not, then they are breeding and making signs and the installer has a sense of humor
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Post by Lazarus » 10 Jun 2023, 8:45 am

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Post by deye243 » 10 Jun 2023, 6:27 pm

Lazarus wrote:https://7news.com.au/video/lifestyle/meet-the-barbie-loving-woman-who-spent-100000-to-look-like-the-doll-bc-6328924873112

Self mutilation she should be locked up in a nut house
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Post by womble » 10 Jun 2023, 7:14 pm

Big boobs and dumb as a plank.
Oh yeah that’s terrible
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
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Post by Die Judicii » 11 Jun 2023, 1:08 am

womble wrote:Big boobs and dumb as a plank.
Oh yeah that’s terrible


Hold on there a cotton picking minute,,,,,,, "dumb as a plank"

TBH,,,,, a single grain of sawdust would have more intelligence.
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
And,,,,It's been proven,,,,, the most trustworthy females in my entire life were all canines.
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