MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Post by JSS » 04 Dec 2018, 7:10 am

I know it's early but we're heading off tomorrow for our holidays so i'm already in Xmas mode.
Just want to wish all you guys (and girls) a Merry Xmas and safe holidays. I hope Santa is good to everyone and you all get lots of cool toys.
Just remember because we eat so much food over the holidays we need to drink lots of extra beer to wash it all down, well that's my theory anyway!! :drinks: :drinks:
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Post by Daddybang » 04 Dec 2018, 7:16 am

Good on ya jss!! :thumbsup: :drinks:
Hope you and yours have a great holiday season!! :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:
This hard living ain't as easy as it used to be!!!
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Post by Gaznazdiak » 04 Dec 2018, 9:59 am

Be safe on the roads JSS, lots of tossers out there.
Have a good one
:drinks:
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Post by Chappo » 04 Dec 2018, 10:33 am

Ahhh Christmas.....

About 2050 odd years ago a very special man was born in a barn in Germany surrounded by animals. The “virgin” mother, three guilty looking “wise men” and a confused father named him Santa.
He became a successful carpenter and had many twitter followers to whom he would preach.

It was one drunken night when he claimed he was the son of god that sparked his fall from grace and he was deported for insighting terrorism.
Joined by his most loyal followers, grumpy, sleepy, happy, dopey, bashful, sneezy and doc they took refuge in the North Pole embassy where they set up a toy factory.

Before his assasination the company distributed its toys to every country on the planet. An impressive achievement matched only by the Coca Cola company many years later.

Controversy still surroundes his death and theorists believe the German government under Adolf hitlers rule to be responsible given his Jewish involvement following the company’s attempted Hanukkah takeover although it is most likely a result of union action as tensions escalated due to the slave labour conditions of the Indigenous North Pole dwarf community.

The company went into liquidation shortly after.
Grumpy and dopey were jailed for tax fraud, Sneezy died of pneumonia and doc became addicted to various prescription medications, eventually dying of an overdose on a beach in Portugal.

I think...

Whatever your beliefs, MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and have a safe holiday!! :drinks: :thumbsup:
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Post by bigrich » 04 Dec 2018, 2:11 pm

Thanks for the Christmas well wishing JSS, take care on the roads , there’s some texting impatient idiots out there. Chappo, you need to stop cooking with your special mushrooms now, or the nice men in white coats are gunna give you a jacket that ties up at the back :lol: :thumbsup:
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Post by Bigjobss » 04 Dec 2018, 5:18 pm

Chappo wrote:Ahhh Christmas.....

About 2050 odd years ago a very special man was born in a barn in Germany surrounded by animals. The “virgin” mother, three guilty looking “wise men” and a confused father named him Santa.
He became a successful carpenter and had many twitter followers to whom he would preach.

It was one drunken night when he claimed he was the son of god that sparked his fall from grace and he was deported for insighting terrorism.
Joined by his most loyal followers, grumpy, sleepy, happy, dopey, bashful, sneezy and doc they took refuge in the North Pole embassy where they set up a toy factory.

Before his assasination the company distributed its toys to every country on the planet. An impressive achievement matched only by the Coca Cola company many years later.

Controversy still surroundes his death and theorists believe the German government under Adolf hitlers rule to be responsible given his Jewish involvement following the company’s attempted Hanukkah takeover although it is most likely a result of union action as tensions escalated due to the slave labour conditions of the Indigenous North Pole dwarf community.

The company went into liquidation shortly after.
Grumpy and dopey were jailed for tax fraud, Sneezy died of pneumonia and doc became addicted to various prescription medications, eventually dying of an overdose on a beach in Portugal.

I think...

Whatever your beliefs, MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and have a safe holiday!! :drinks: :thumbsup:


What a magical time of the year
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Post by bigrich » 04 Dec 2018, 7:20 pm

Bigjobss wrote:
Chappo wrote:Ahhh Christmas.....

About 2050 odd years ago a very special man was born in a barn in Germany surrounded by animals. The “virgin” mother, three guilty looking “wise men” and a confused father named him Santa.
He became a successful carpenter and had many twitter followers to whom he would preach.

It was one drunken night when he claimed he was the son of god that sparked his fall from grace and he was deported for insighting terrorism.
Joined by his most loyal followers, grumpy, sleepy, happy, dopey, bashful, sneezy and doc they took refuge in the North Pole embassy where they set up a toy factory.

Before his assasination the company distributed its toys to every country on the planet. An impressive achievement matched only by the Coca Cola company many years later.

Controversy still surroundes his death and theorists believe the German government under Adolf hitlers rule to be responsible given his Jewish involvement following the company’s attempted Hanukkah takeover although it is most likely a result of union action as tensions escalated due to the slave labour conditions of the Indigenous North Pole dwarf community.

The company went into liquidation shortly after.
Grumpy and dopey were jailed for tax fraud, Sneezy died of pneumonia and doc became addicted to various prescription medications, eventually dying of an overdose on a beach in Portugal.

I think...

Whatever your beliefs, MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and have a safe holiday!! :drinks: :thumbsup:


What a magical time of the year


:lol: sure seems that way :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:
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Post by Stix » 04 Dec 2018, 11:27 pm

Merry Xmas JSS...

:drinks:
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Post by Bent Arrow » 04 Dec 2018, 11:33 pm

Have a great trip JSS. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
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