by Ecobogan » 03 Mar 2019, 3:41 pm
Good for you Daddybang, it's hearty for the mind n soul to have things to get excited about! Is what we live for in many ways. I'm with Stix in that I know bugger all about horses but Mum n dad were both pretty ok riders in their day, mostly stock work, bit of comp and they loved it.
To cut a long story short, this reminds me of when dad and his brother John, against all sound advice decided to buy a young and very hard mouthed thoroubred as a stock horse.
They named it Pettoo and it quickly became obvious that it was amazingly useless for what they wanted...as they were told.
It didn't get along with any of the other quarter horses on the farm, was even worse with people and would kick and bite at anything including the air around it so they let it out to the back paddocks where it basically became a wild pet....but it was ridable if you were game and it was very fast, about 17 hands and 3 yo.
About a year later, my Nan, also into horses and knowing full well what Pettoo was like, convinced dad and John that they should have a crack at the local Tumut races.
After a savage amount of beers one night and with all and sundry talking them into it, it was game on.....however nobody had even seen Pettoo in over 6 months.
It took a full day and a good number of other riders to find him in the 3500acres and get him back to the yards.
He was covered in so many twigs and leaves and crap that Nan told me he looked more like " one of those leafy sea Dragon things" and he was none too happy either.. we're talking somewhere in 1974, snowy mountains.
The races were that weekend and after a few hot laps at the farm he was deemed fit to race by all the non experts, John as the ballsy jockey, and was loaded in the float that Saturday morning....which took 2 hours.
No one knew, or didn't let on, that the races had become pretty gentrified in years they hadn't been going and they turned up to the tune of new Range Rovers, BMW's and all the fancy city folk gear like jodpers, actual proper riding boots and horses with funnily shaved legs.
They pulled into the unloading area to do all the paperwork..... by now Pettoo was in a white hot rage.
Apparently it was a hellishing mission for all of dad and John's crew to get him into the start gate and they nearly got disqualified in that exercise alone but he was in and the race was moments away.
You can probably guess the rest but according to dad and nan the gates flew open and all the horses bolted out including Pettoo...but not really.
He pulled a couple of 'monos' pig roots and wild uncontrollable thrashes metres out of the gate much to the utter amusement of everyone and John's work boots, flanny, Levi's and borrowed helmet only added to the spectacle.
But in all the odd turns that adventurous capers can take something deep inside Pettoo's golf ball sized brain registered and remembered he was a race horse, a fast one, and bolted hard after the pack.
It took the rest of that lap to catch up with the rear with a few more to go and he wasn't slowing down nor did John have a skerrick of control.
The crowd went berserk in the typical aussie backing the underdog kind of way as he worked his way to the front and took it out, first place. Needless to say they landed the $500 first prize for that race with a 'respectable margin'....probably half an inch.
Thoroubreds are more a long distance breed and that's what helped him win as the others weren't pure bred...so I'm told.
Pettoo threw good levels of hissy fits getting back into the float and the comedy routine followed them all the way back to the farm....where he went back to being a leafy sea dragon in the back paddocks.
Mum, dad, John and everyone spent the $500 on a massive party that night and went back to being as broke as they always were the following week...just like good Australians.
Now this story was told to me once when I was very young then again about 10 years ago so no doubt has been tuned up a bit along the line....but he was there, did win and this story still comes out at the pub apparently.
Just thought I'd share this with the underdog horse lovers.