CrackThump wrote:Die Judicii.. we dont know that one.. youre gonna have to tell the whole story now. lol
Sorry,,,,
Bob had never been hunting in his entire life, and decided he'd give it a go.
So he drives to bear country and calls in to the local gun shop.
Gun dealer says Yes Sir,,, what would you be wanting to buy ?
Bob says he wants to hunt and shoot a bear.
So the dealer gets down a 30/06 and Bob buys it and a box of ammo.
Next morning Bob heads out into the woods, and soon spots a big Grizzly bear in a clearing.
Bob loads up, takes aim, and fires.
But he misses, and before he could reload, the bear runs over and grabs Bob.
The bear asked "What's your name" ??,,,,,,,,,, and Bob tells the bear that it's Bob.
So the bear says "Well Bob,,,, you had your chance, and muffed it. Now it's my turn."
So the bear bends Bob over and has his way with Bob.
Next morning Bob goes back to the gun shop, and trades the 30/06 in on a .375 Magnum, and then heads into the woods again.
Sure enough, Bob finds the bear again in the clearing.
He loads up, takes aim, fires, and again he misses.
The bear runs over and grabs Bob and says "Well Bob you had another chance and still muffed it, and now it's my turn again.
And Bob gets bent over and done by the bear a second time.
Next morning Bob trades the 375 Magnum in on a 50 calibre and heads bush again.
He finds the bear again, loads up, fires, and misses terribly.
The bear runs over and grabs Bob,, and bends him over,,,,, and says "Bob,,,,, old Mate,,,, your not really in this for the hunting experience are you ??
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.