by Die Judicii » 30 Dec 2021, 2:42 pm
A young American family decided to go for a drive,, and enjoy the day.
Shortly after getting on to the freeway,, they came up behind a vehicle that was being driven rather erratically.
The vehicle had personalized plates,,,,,,, which read "Lorraine"
Then, without warning something hit the young families windscreen with a thud before sliding off to the side and into the grass.
Young Johnnie sitting in the back seat said to his Father,,,, "What was that Dad ?"
His father not wanting to alarm his son replied "Nothing much,,,, it was just a bug"
To which Johnnie replied,,,,,, "Geee,,,, it had an awfully big d!ck"
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.