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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Die Judicii » 26 Feb 2023, 7:40 pm

Two mates that hadn't seen each other in a long time met by accident in a pub.
Wow, I haven't seen you for a couple of years said Max,,, where've you been and what have you been doing ?

Harry replied,, I've been up north on a cattle station marking young bull calves with house bricks.

Max: Oh yeah,,,, how do you do that ?

Harry: Well after being mustered and put in the yards, they are all thirsty and rush to the trough full of nice cool water.
Then, while they are drinking we creep up behind em and smash their testicals between two house bricks.

Max: Oooh Arrg,,,,,, doesn't that hurt ?

Harry: Not a bit,,,,,,, as long as you keep your thumbs out from between the bricks.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Die Judicii » 27 Feb 2023, 8:58 pm

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by womble » 02 Mar 2023, 3:41 am

Great shooting but not the brightest cadet
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Larry » 03 Mar 2023, 1:57 pm

You missed the double stream.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 03 Mar 2023, 2:51 pm

Larry wrote:You missed the double stream.


:lol:

Yeah, that's the worst one eh.

"White man pee with forked dick"
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Baronvonrort » 21 Mar 2023, 10:01 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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