Joke Thread :lol:

[Lazarus]

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If Maltesers were a person

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[Oldbloke]

Pls, stop the gross ones

[Lazarus]

Pls, stop the gross ones

But I carefully searched through hundreds of candidates looking for the right chunder inducer, so

One should never expose a weakness OB, some clownhead will exploit for sure

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Oh, damn.
Went and grossed myself out

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[Lazarus]

Sorry
Here's something I'm fairly sure will put a smile on your dial

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[Oldbloke]

Ugg, mods delete it pls. Ahhhghhh

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[Lazarus]

I promise, no more.

[Oldbloke]

Come on Laz. It's a public forum. Not a good look for firearm owners.

Sorry gotta go to the loo now. Ahhhh

[Lazarus]

Come on Laz. It's a public forum. Not a good look for firearm owners.

Sorry gotta go to the loo now. Ahhhh

Come on OB, don't be an OW, it's a joke mate.

I think you'll find firearms owners are still allowed to joke,

Or would you rather people think we're a humourless bunch of fanatics?

I know there are some on here, they hate jokes, hate discussions unrelated to firearms, and pretty much anyone who doesn't join their one-track mind viewpoint.

I shall go on to the end, I shall fight in Australia, I shall fight on the seas and oceans, I shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength on the net, I shall defend our reputation as normal people, whatever the cost may be, I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills; I shall never surrender.

[Lazarus]

The fight continues

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Never surrender to the Karens

[Lazarus]

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[Jackaroo]

Please don't stop the jokes, appreciate the effort!

[Lazarus]

Please don't stop the jokes, appreciate the effort!

Thanks mate
Here's a couple just for you.

Don't show the others

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[Lazarus]

Who was the first person to see a butcher?







Eve.
She saw Adam walking through the garden of Eden with his meat waggin'

[Lazarus]

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[Lazarus]

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[Lazarus]

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[Oldbloke]

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[Lazarus]

Deja vu, all over again :

[Lazarus]

Deja vu, all over again :

[Oldbloke]

That's life.

[Lazarus]

My worry, posting so many, is repeating some.
It's a dog joke so worth repeating anyway

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[Lazarus]

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[Lazarus]

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[Lazarus]

The yanks just can't get a grasp on metric

https://www.news.com.au/technology/moto ... 893a629fea

[Lazarus]

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[Lazarus]

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[Jackaroo]

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[Lazarus]

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[Lazarus]

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[Lazarus]

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This one's just for OB

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