Joke Thread :lol:

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[Sarco]

Note really a joke, but it surprises me the nuimber of people who cannot grasp the concept.

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There are trillions of galaxies in our universe. There is a theory now that there could be thousands of universes out there.

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[Oldbloke]

Q, What does a person with diarrhoea and an electric car have in common?

A, They both hope they make it home.

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[Oldbloke]

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel.
He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex.
Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away.
The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again.
Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel.
The camel refused by running away.
So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road.
There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished the three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

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This isn't a funny, but I couldn't see the point of a separate thread

Milky Quayle, doing what he does best.
I highly recommend big screen, 4K, earbleed volume

https://youtu.be/4kstEvBVCUo

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Andy Bowen and Jack Burke fought the longest boxing match ever on April 6th 1893. It lasted 110 rounds, 7 hours and 19 minutes and ended in a draw.

That's two tough motherfukkers right there.

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I always wondered where goats come from. But they're a bugger to harvest

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