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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by rc42 » 15 Sep 2022, 3:49 pm

Not exactly a joke but made me laugh out loud.

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 15 Sep 2022, 4:18 pm

rc42 wrote:Not exactly a joke but made me laugh out loud.

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Outstanding, gotta love a redneck :clap:
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by cz515 » 15 Sep 2022, 4:41 pm

Its a bit old...but Ukrainian soldier training for the war
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 17 Oct 2022, 6:13 am

Lol. I would never have noticed the dog.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 17 Oct 2022, 7:06 am

Oldbloke wrote:Lol. I would never have noticed the dog.


Me either, just saw the bum and wondered if she was wearing was a g string or going commando.
There were "other" thoughts, probably best I keep them to myself :oops:
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 17 Oct 2022, 10:02 am

Lazarus wrote:
Oldbloke wrote:Lol. I would never have noticed the dog.


Me either, just saw the bum and wondered if she was wearing was a g string or going commando.
There were "other" thoughts, probably best I keep them to myself :oops:


Ahaaa, so, your not a bott. Your human.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 17 Oct 2022, 11:48 am

Oldbloke wrote:
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Oldbloke wrote:Lol. I would never have noticed the dog.


Me either, just saw the bum and wondered if she was wearing was a g string or going commando.
There were "other" thoughts, probably best I keep them to myself :oops:


Ahaaa, so, your not a bott. Your human.


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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Post by Oldbloke » 18 Oct 2022, 10:06 am

Bloody caught me. Lol

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by straightshooter » 18 Oct 2022, 4:20 pm

This classic deserves to be watched over and over.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lsfan » 18 Oct 2022, 6:57 pm

Oldbloke wrote:Bloody caught me. Lol

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 18 Oct 2022, 8:50 pm

Oldbloke wrote:Bloody caught me. Lol

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Ahhh, so the position's open then?

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 20 Oct 2022, 9:54 pm

The "Claven" Theory
The "Claven" Theory" offers the best proof that beer actually does make you smarter....."One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Don't you feel smarter after a few?
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 25 Oct 2022, 9:01 am

Trust.
Some people have WAY more than I do.
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