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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 08 Feb 2024, 5:04 pm

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by rossfrb » 08 Feb 2024, 5:56 pm

I'm guessing all three packets of admonition came from the wife :lol:
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 09 Feb 2024, 8:47 am

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Yeh, got me. :D
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 09 Feb 2024, 5:41 pm

:lol: :drinks:
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Post by Lazarus » 09 Feb 2024, 5:45 pm

Feeling generous today :drinks:
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 13 Feb 2024, 3:15 pm

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by rossfrb » 13 Feb 2024, 9:08 pm

yep
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 15 Feb 2024, 11:29 am

:lol: :lol: That heart one is Bloody good.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 15 Feb 2024, 10:15 pm

Oldbloke wrote::lol: :lol: That heart one is Bloody good.


Yeah, some clever buggers out there
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by straightshooter » 16 Feb 2024, 6:53 am

"Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about."
"There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking." Sir Joshua Reynolds
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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For you unfortunate "milleiums" who won't get that last one:

https://youtu.be/boaJCrHNRMA?si=9_XweFfFxffbutH0
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Post by Sarco » 18 Feb 2024, 9:28 pm

For you unfortunate "milleiums" who won't get that last one:

https://youtu.be/boaJCrHNRMA?si=9_XweFfFxffbutH0

I will admit it, at 68 I am a long way off being a millennial, but until the song started, I had no idea. Then it all came back
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Post by Lazarus » 19 Feb 2024, 6:40 am

They have no idea what they missed, eh sarco?

We didn't have all the you-beaut technogizmos, but life was fun.
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