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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 25 Mar 2023, 6:50 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 27 Mar 2023, 8:26 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Sarco » 29 Mar 2023, 9:57 pm

Struck my Funny bone
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 31 Mar 2023, 9:27 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 31 Mar 2023, 3:40 pm

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 02 Apr 2023, 9:09 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 03 Apr 2023, 2:54 pm

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 04 Apr 2023, 9:26 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 05 Apr 2023, 9:26 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 06 Apr 2023, 4:20 am

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 06 Apr 2023, 7:20 am

Ease up Laz. Their getting a bit gross
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Larry » 06 Apr 2023, 8:06 am

Nah gimme more.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 06 Apr 2023, 8:45 am

Geez OB, you a bit ladylike in the sensibilities department mate?

If these tame examples upset you, the ones I'm holding back would probably give you a stroke.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Jackaroo » 06 Apr 2023, 8:47 am

I look forward to my daily dose of humour !!!!!! Keep em' coming !!!!
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 06 Apr 2023, 9:50 am

Jackaroo wrote:I look forward to my daily dose of humour !!!!!! Keep em' coming !!!!


:thumbsup:
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 06 Apr 2023, 10:03 am

Just for Larry and Jackaroo :drinks:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 06 Apr 2023, 11:01 am

Ha ha. The dog one is pretty good.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Jackaroo » 06 Apr 2023, 11:22 am

Lazarus wrote:
Jackaroo wrote:I look forward to my daily dose of humour !!!!!! Keep em' coming !!!!


:thumbsup:


Really appreciate them.
It's a bummer the days you miss uploading a few :D
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Larry » 07 Apr 2023, 8:00 am

Thanks but pretty tame no explicit or controversial stuff there. I like to read the funnys daily as-well its the first topic I always goto.
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 07 Apr 2023, 8:04 am

Larry wrote:Thanks but pretty tame no explicit or controversial stuff there. I like to read the funnys daily as-well its the first topic I always goto.


Challenge accepted Larry :mrgreen:
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Lazarus » 07 Apr 2023, 10:51 am

The Pope was having a shower.



Although he is very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions.



Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy semen flying through the air.



Hold on a minute! said the Pope, You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!



This is my lottery win, said the photographer. Ill be financially secure for life with these photos!



So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of £2 million.



The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera. Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.



Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?



Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, £2 million...



TWO MILLION Pounds! replied the housekeeper. They must have seen you coming!
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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

Post by Oldbloke » 07 Apr 2023, 5:23 pm

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Re: Joke Thread :lol:

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