Desperate times mean Desperate Measures

[Die Judicii]

In desperate times,,,,,, raid the gun cupboard fellas

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[bladeracer]

I have a few rolls of four-by-two, but I'll wipe my bum with sandpaper before I waste those!

[Sergeant Hartman]

Hmm i think i am with blade on this one

[Noisydad]

I have a Ribbon Gum tree that sheds kilometres of bark and I’m hoarding it till the price rises!

[marksman]

I have a Ribbon Gum tree that sheds kilometres of bark and I’m hoarding it till the price rises!

l'm going past a big one in the morning, thanks for the heads up, good advise

[TassieTiger]

I must be a soft c%ck....ribbon bark? Really...? I’d bleed for a week.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Use lube... lots of lube... and some siracha sauce

[Stix]

Maybe just take that on advisement not to share a tent with Noisy...

[Blr243]

Rolls of Absorbent kitchen paper towels cut in half with a very sharp knife gives you two rolls of toilet paper I tried it and it works fine Tonight I will work on the best way to shoot dress and sell wild pork to the hungry masses without getting caught and fined by the meat authority and by Sunday night I will have developed a vaccine for corona. Watch this space

[Noisydad]

The only thing that gets any lube from me is my great big bullets and that's made from bacon lard.

[Noisydad]

Who said anything about using lube? Not me!