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How come ?????

Post by Die Judicii » 15 Nov 2021, 12:28 pm

How come a man can have a pair of jeans for hunting or work at home,,, that may have a few little holes,,, but are comfortable.
And,,,,,,,,, if you have to do a quick trip into town to a hardware store for something,,,, the woman looks at the man and says with disdain,,,,,

"Your not wearing those are you" ?????? :wtf:

Yet a woman can go and specifically purchase a pair of jeans for $100 plus with holes and rips all over,,,,,,,, and it's acceptable to wear in town.

They must be so uncomfortable to try walking in,, because they keep catching on the knees and a bum cheek is hanging out the back.

Bloody women, and their rules for some,,,,,,,, :unknown:
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Post by Shootermick » 15 Nov 2021, 12:33 pm

A bit of female bum cheek is not something to be discouraged.
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Post by Oldbloke » 15 Nov 2021, 2:17 pm

Shootermick wrote:A bit of female bum cheek is not something to be discouraged.


Agree :D

But your wasting your time asking that here. Where all blokes with NFI how they think or their doppy rules. :crazy:
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Post by Bugman » 15 Nov 2021, 3:33 pm

Die Judicii wrote:How come a man can have a pair of jeans for hunting or work at home,,, that may have a few little holes,,, but are comfortable.
And,,,,,,,,, if you have to do a quick trip into town to a hardware store for something,,,, the woman looks at the man and says with disdain,,,,,

"Your not wearing those are you" ?????? :wtf:

Yet a woman can go and specifically purchase a pair of jeans for $100 plus with holes and rips all over,,,,,,,, and it's acceptable to wear in town.

They must be so uncomfortable to try walking in,, because they keep catching on the knees and a bum cheek is hanging out the back.

Bloody women, and their rules for some,,,,,,,, :unknown:



I share your pain. But when "she of indoors" passes detrimental comments about my attire, when I am off to the hardware store etc, I just say that what I am wearing stops women from throwing themselves at me......and it is definitely working. ;)
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Post by Shootermick » 15 Nov 2021, 5:42 pm

Oldbloke wrote:
Shootermick wrote:A bit of female bum cheek is not something to be discouraged.


Agree :D

But your wasting your time asking that here. Where all blokes with NFI how they think or their doppy rules. :crazy:


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Post by bigpete » 15 Nov 2021, 6:20 pm

I dunno,I'm sitting next to my missus and she's all done up in a short skirt and a boob tube,and I'm in grey trackies and a work shirt,and she's MORE than happy with my attire..... ;)
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Post by Oldbloke » 15 Nov 2021, 7:04 pm

Shootermick wrote:
Oldbloke wrote:
Shootermick wrote:A bit of female bum cheek is not something to be discouraged.


Agree :D

But your wasting your time asking that here. Where all blokes with NFI how they think or their doppy rules. :crazy:


Women don’t understand men and men just don’t understand women, it’s the way it always has been, and the way it always will be.


We agree.
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Post by Oldbloke » 15 Nov 2021, 7:05 pm

bigpete wrote:I dunno,I'm sitting next to my missus and she's all done up in a short skirt and a boob tube,and I'm in grey trackies and a work shirt,and she's MORE than happy with my attire..... ;)


But you haven't been married 20 years.
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Post by cz515 » 15 Nov 2021, 7:07 pm

bigpete wrote:I dunno,I'm sitting next to my missus and she's all done up in a short skirt and a boob tube,and I'm in grey trackies and a work shirt,and she's MORE than happy with my attire..... ;)


And we do not count ladies on the laptop bigpete
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Post by cz515 » 15 Nov 2021, 7:09 pm

Lol bugman.

That's a good question. DieJ. One day I will let you in on the secret language of the woman folk. Until then. Just have two jeans, one dirty one clean. Wear the clean one to bunnings when you going with her
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Post by Blr243 » 15 Nov 2021, 7:12 pm

People are often horrified by what I wear , I have been criticised for at least 40 years ...at one of my timber retailers im known as Russell no shirt , I’m so sick of being told off for what I throw on my body , I just don’t care . At my local club I’m always the worst dressed .....damn those who try to put a suit on me in my coffin , but there’s bugger all really I can do about it
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Post by bigpete » 15 Nov 2021, 7:22 pm

cz515 wrote:
bigpete wrote:I dunno,I'm sitting next to my missus and she's all done up in a short skirt and a boob tube,and I'm in grey trackies and a work shirt,and she's MORE than happy with my attire..... ;)


And we do not count ladies on the laptop bigpete


Neither do I
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Post by bigpete » 15 Nov 2021, 7:23 pm

Oldbloke wrote:
bigpete wrote:I dunno,I'm sitting next to my missus and she's all done up in a short skirt and a boob tube,and I'm in grey trackies and a work shirt,and she's MORE than happy with my attire..... ;)


But you haven't been married 20 years.


True.
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Post by Die Judicii » 15 Nov 2021, 8:26 pm

Bugman wrote:
Die Judicii wrote:How come a man can have a pair of jeans for hunting or work at home,,, that may have a few little holes,,, but are comfortable.
And,,,,,,,,, if you have to do a quick trip into town to a hardware store for something,,,, the woman looks at the man and says with disdain,,,,,

"Your not wearing those are you" ?????? :wtf:

Yet a woman can go and specifically purchase a pair of jeans for $100 plus with holes and rips all over,,,,,,,, and it's acceptable to wear in town.

They must be so uncomfortable to try walking in,, because they keep catching on the knees and a bum cheek is hanging out the back.

Bloody women, and their rules for some,,,,,,,, :unknown:



I share your pain. But when "she of indoors" passes detrimental comments about my attire, when I am off to the hardware store etc, I just say that what I am wearing stops women from throwing themselves at me......and it is definitely working. ;)


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That is damm good,,,,,,, I'm gonna try it. :thumbsup:
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Post by NTSOG » 16 Nov 2021, 5:59 am

"A bit of female bum cheek is not something to be discouraged."

Maybe that was so when seriously obese people were rare to see in Australia and when dress codes were stricter in public, but with the development of Lycra and similar fabrics used for tights and a more relaxed dress-code there are very large and wide women who display far more than an occasional plumbers crack. I don't find the sight of such exposed, wobbling flesh at all pleasant to see. It reminds me of when I first went to the USA in 1977 and, in a super market, saw hordes of very fat women [and some men] in skin-tight Bermuda shorts for the first time. Back then the Australian population was generally thinner as we were more active and the high calorie 'McDonalds diet' was not readily available.

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Post by Tiger650 » 16 Nov 2021, 8:30 am

We shall change your pronouns and get you arrested for having the boosies out.
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Post by AZZA'S HJ47 » 22 Nov 2021, 7:59 pm

Die Judicii wrote:How come a man can have a pair of jeans for hunting or work at home,,, that may have a few little holes,,, but are comfortable.
And,,,,,,,,, if you have to do a quick trip into town to a hardware store for something,,,, the woman looks at the man and says with disdain,,,,,

"Your not wearing those are you" ?????? :wtf:

Yet a woman can go and specifically purchase a pair of jeans for $100 plus with holes and rips all over,,,,,,,, and it's acceptable to wear in town.

They must be so uncomfortable to try walking in,, because they keep catching on the knees and a bum cheek is hanging out the back.

Bloody women, and their rules for some,,,,,,,, :unknown:


Personally i wear some of the most cringe worthy t shirts and combos know to man. I wear shirts that make most people cringe i have a fox tail key ring thats 12 inches long thats always hanging out of my pocket. I have a pocket knive clearly visable on me at all times. And a flap cap to top it all off.

At the end of the day dont give them a inch and you can do what ever the hell you want.
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