Lightning Rod

[flashman]

Bugger i duck 2 when i see lighning .........

[Lazarus]

I worked with a guy in the 70s who spent 6 weeks in hospital after getting hit centre mass by a duck while going lickety split on his brand new XT500.

The Kamikaze in question pinned him right on the sternum and separated it from most of his ribs and put a little tear in his aorta.

Ducks, Womble, think about it.

It's the little guy you've dissed that lets your tyre down in the parking lot so he can sidle up and slip a knitting needle in your ear while you're changing it.

[stihl88]

Fact: Annually more people die from eating Duck than being attacked by Ducks!

[flashman]

Do Ducks attract Lightning .......... .

[stihl88]

Do Ducks attract Lightning .......... .

Not if they're ducking for cover