Guy behind counter asks me what I wanted.
Me > A large cappachino,, and four Dim Sims please.
Counter guy asks > Four large Dim Sims ?
Me > (looking through the glass, but can't see any others), OK,, Four large Dim Sims if you've got them.
Counter guy > No,,,,,, we only have the small ones.
Me > OK,,, Four small ones thanks.
Counter guy > Do you want any sugars in the coffee ?
Me > No,,, No sugar thanks.
What do you think I got ?
A paper bag with two Dim Sims,,,,, and a small cup of coffee with sugar in it.
Deciding to just accept fate/stupidity,,,,,, (I was feeling conjenial today) I walked out and got into the vehicle,,, and started to drive out.
The exit onto the highway was just like a Tee intersection so either turn left or turn right.
I'm on left side preparing to turn left,,,, when a vehicle (on the highway) decides to turn left into the Servo, overshoots while turning and nearl slams into me head on.
I raise my hands in the air to him to suggest WTF,,
He reverses back a little,, then drives past me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and gives me THE FINGER.
Maybe I shouldn't have ever stopped at that Servo.
