Funny Putdowns

[Die Judicii]

How about listing yer funny putdowns,, ones that aren't your overused everyday ones.

Here's my favorite--------- "Intellectually Bankrupt"

[brett1868]

Why so angry, do you have sand in your vagina? - Intended for aggressive male types...

[Stubbles McBeard]

For the less than pretty ones, "head like a deep sea racing mullet/purebred racing goanna/ bucket of smashed crabs/ bag full of torn @$$holes..."

[KWhorenet]

"Have you even googled your self? You should pal, maybe then you will see my point ! "

[Oldbloke]

You should have been born a sperm whale your arse is so tight. For those who dont know, sperm whales often dive several kilometers to catch giant squid. Now thats water tight.

[Noisydad]

There was better genetic material than he's made of washed off the shower wall!

[Franky]

The gene pool could use a little chlorine

[brett1868]

A hundred million sperm and you had to be the fastest swimmer.
Face like a dropped pie.

[bigfellascott]

The gene pool could use a little chlorine

Let he who cast the first stone!

[bigfellascott]

Someone forgot to flush the toilet, look what just bobbed up.

Got a head on him like a robbers dog.

Got a head on him like a busted sandshoe.

I guess ya mum wasn't into contraception - shame really.

If only the ol man had of pulled out, would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.

If ya brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow a candle out.

If only ya mum learn't to swallow.

I've got a dog that's smarter than you and he's stupid.

[North East]

[KWhorenet]

Let he who cast the first stone!

I mean Oi specify T3 'PlasTikka'

[Franky]

Another, If I wanted to here from a Asshole I would a farted!

[JOY]

I just purchased a Tikka I guess that makes me a inbreed?
Now if only I came from Victoria I'd have won the Retard Lotto!!
Try this one on

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.

[KWhorenet]

I just purchased a Tikka I guess that makes me a inbreed?
Now if only I came from Victoria I'd have won the Retard Lotto!!
Try this one on

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.

I don't get it.

I've spent over 7 years in Gippsland Vic... are the symptoms of lead ingestion even with no lead normal here ?

and I don't feel it is a lotto win

[tom604]

don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, and one i have seen on the web, he would sh*t in your hat and tell you it fits better

[bigfellascott]

Another, If I wanted to here from a Asshole I would a farted

I like that one - I might pinch it!

[bigfellascott]

I just purchased a Tikka I guess that makes me a inbreed?
Now if only I came from Victoria I'd have won the Retard Lotto!!
Try this one on

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.

[Gwion]

Seen better heads hanging over a piss trough.

[Gwion]

I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire.

[Gwion]

Were you born a f/wit or do you practice regularly???

[Die Judicii]

A man is watching two very loud and naughty kids in a supermarket.
One was about 4 yo,,,, and the other was about 10 yo.

He says to the Mum,,, "Nice twins"

The Mum says,,, "Are you stupid ?"

The man says "No, its just that I cant imagine any bloke coming back to you for seconds"

This may be a death wish, but one day I might get the opportunity to use that one.

[joker]

No one get over excited and start trying these jokes on random people you see today

[joker]

Lmaoo judicii that's gold. I'm going to copy that one now and send it to a few people lol

[bigfellascott]

A man is watching two very loud and naughty kids in a supermarket.
One was about 4 yo,,,, and the other was about 10 yo.

He says to the Mum,,, "Nice twins"

The Mum says,,, "Are you stupid ?"

The man says "No, its just that I cant imagine any bloke coming back to you for seconds"

This may be a death wish, but one day I might get the opportunity to use that one.

That's Gold

[bigfellascott]

I always said your old man had one good root in him, unfortunately you weren't it!

[Die Judicii]

Lmaoo judicii that's gold. I'm going to copy that one now and send it to a few people lol

Better post yer address up here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
So we can all send GET WELL cards.

[joker]

I'll leave me P. O BOX details

Well you can make quiet a good assumption of what happened to me if I don't reply

[bigfellascott]

I'll leave me P. O BOX details

Well you can make quiet a good assumption of what happened to me if I don't reply

Ah just message us from Hospital!

[tom604]

I'll leave me P. O BOX details

Well you can make quiet a good assumption of what happened to me if I don't reply

Ah just message us from Hospital!

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