joker wrote:not to sure, maybe i must i've just gotten the wrong impression through reading the text
but i think i read it correctly
Mods must be having fun reading this.
Same post could be a light hearted contribution or a dirty insult depending
joker wrote:not to sure, maybe i must i've just gotten the wrong impression through reading the text
but i think i read it correctly
Xerox wrote:joker wrote:not to sure, maybe i must i've just gotten the wrong impression through reading the text
but i think i read it correctly
Mods must be having fun reading this.
Same post could be a light hearted contribution or a dirty insult depending
Die Judicii wrote:A man is watching two very loud and naughty kids in a supermarket.
One was about 4 yo,,,, and the other was about 10 yo.
He says to the Mum,,, "Nice twins"
The Mum says,,, "Are you stupid ?"
The man says "No, its just that I cant imagine any bloke coming back to you for seconds"
This may be a death wish, but one day I might get the opportunity to use that one.
joker wrote:lol its always light
pomemax wrote:a bit of a put down or a pick up line ( I saw a guy use this line once NOT me ) in a real hot Night club said to a woman you dont sweat much for a fat bird i think he got if from a Billy Conelly tape . hes married to her now
joker wrote:pomemax wrote:a bit of a put down or a pick up line ( I saw a guy use this line once NOT me ) in a real hot Night club said to a woman you dont sweat much for a fat bird i think he got if from a Billy Conelly tape . hes married to her now
That actually worked? I've been going about it all wrong then trying to pick up
Die Judicii wrote:joker wrote:pomemax wrote:a bit of a put down or a pick up line ( I saw a guy use this line once NOT me ) in a real hot Night club said to a woman you dont sweat much for a fat bird i think he got if from a Billy Conelly tape . hes married to her now
That actually worked? I've been going about it all wrong then trying to pick up
There's nothing wrong with a bit of reverse psychology I guess,,,,,
Go for it, Grab it with both hands, and live for the moment.
Tiger650 wrote:For anyone who tells you they have to go take a crap.
" If you had a proper one there would be nothing left but a skin and a pile of clothes ! "
Hardcast wrote:Foghorn Leghorn......................
Die Judicii wrote:Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,
NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE.
Die Judicii wrote:Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,
NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE.
JOY wrote:Die Judicii wrote:Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,
NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE.
hey this is pretty offensive ...Right.
The way some of you harlots piss and moan here I'd reckon you would more than like ly know.
Die Judicii wrote:JOY wrote:Die Judicii wrote:Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,
NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE.
hey this is pretty offensive ...Right.
The way some of you harlots piss and moan here I'd reckon you would more than like ly know.
I dunno ?????????????
At least I share em equally on both sides of the gender fence.