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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Die Judicii » 12 Jun 2015, 10:07 pm

Absolute gold Tom,,,,
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by joker » 13 Jun 2015, 12:19 am

Lmaooo
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by JOY » 13 Jun 2015, 8:50 am

Life's like a s**t sandwich
The more bread you got
The less s**t you have to eat. :geek:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Tiger650 » 13 Jun 2015, 8:30 pm

For anyone who tells you they have to go take a crap.

" If you had a proper one there would be nothing left but a skin and a pile of clothes ! "
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Die Judicii » 13 Jun 2015, 9:25 pm

Tiger650 wrote:For anyone who tells you they have to go take a crap.

" If you had a proper one there would be nothing left but a skin and a pile of clothes ! "


I tell em to put a hat on before they go.
That way you can see which one survives and comes back.
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Chickenhawk » 15 Jun 2015, 10:52 am

Hardcast wrote:Foghorn Leghorn......................


The master :lol:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Die Judicii » 15 Jun 2015, 7:45 pm

Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE. :shock: :shock:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by jake84 » 16 Jun 2015, 7:03 am

Die Judicii wrote:Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE. :shock: :shock:



hahahahhahahahahahah gold
you should think about getting health cover hahahahaha
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Die Judicii » 17 Jun 2015, 11:18 pm

Said to one of those real morons,,,,,,,,,

Hey numbnuts,,You weren't born, you were spat out onto a corrugated iron fence, and left to hatch in the sun.
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by JOY » 19 Jun 2015, 5:18 pm

Die Judicii wrote:Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE. :shock: :shock:




hey this is pretty offensive ...Right. :unknown:

The way some of you harlots piss and moan here I'd reckon you would more than like ly know. :clap:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Die Judicii » 20 Jun 2015, 11:38 am

JOY wrote:
Die Judicii wrote:Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE. :shock: :shock:




hey this is pretty offensive ...Right. :unknown:

The way some of you harlots piss and moan here I'd reckon you would more than like ly know. :clap:


I dunno ?????????????

At least I share em equally on both sides of the gender fence.

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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by KWhorenet » 20 Jun 2015, 12:23 pm

Die Judicii wrote:
JOY wrote:
Die Judicii wrote:Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE. :shock: :shock:




hey this is pretty offensive ...Right. :unknown:

The way some of you harlots piss and moan here I'd reckon you would more than like ly know. :clap:


I dunno ?????????????

At least I share em equally on both sides of the gender fence.

:friends:



What women don't see is what happens to us on the inside. sigh.

We do our bleeding from our heart and tears just don't exit our ducts, they simply dribble back into our sinuses and we use a bush hanky sleeve to wipe our noses.

But yeah I don't hold back on the rants if I get screwed for being generous and trusting. A blow up is for a reason, not for conversation only :roll:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Die Judicii » 24 Jun 2015, 11:51 am

Yet another Put Down,,,,,,,,

To say that a person needs a Nose Job,,, not to get it straightened, but simply put it Between the eyes where it belongs.
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by JOY » 24 Jun 2015, 12:02 pm

Is that your nose or are you eating a bannana
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Tiger650 » 08 Jul 2015, 7:53 pm

I reckon he was born with two dicks, nobody could get that silly playing with one.
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Noisydad » 08 Jul 2015, 8:22 pm

JOY wrote:
Die Judicii wrote:Now here is a real "male chauvinist putdown",,,,,,

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK AND STILL NOT DIE. :shock: :shock:




hey this is pretty offensive ...Right. :unknown:

The way some of you harlots piss and moan here I'd reckon you would more than like ly know. :clap:

Great comeback Joy! :lol:
There's still a few of Wile. E Coyote's ideas that I haven't tried yet.
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by sandgroperbill » 08 Jul 2015, 11:36 pm

A cousin of mine (can be a chauevenistic ahole at times) was stuck in a chicken treat drive through for about half an hour one night. He finally got to the window and the girl passed him his meal and said "sorry about the wait".
He just says "don't worry. Do a bit of walking and you'll lose it" and drives off.
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by sandgroperbill » 08 Jul 2015, 11:40 pm

You know what Victorians are?
Proof Tasmanians can swim.

See the pay phone over there? Here's 50c and you can tell somebody who cares. Or here. Have a dollar and you can tell them all.

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by North East » 08 Jul 2015, 11:44 pm

sandgroperbill wrote:You know what Victorians are?
Proof Tasmanians can swim.

See the pay phone over there? Here's 50c and you can tell somebody who cares. Or here. Have a dollar and you can tell them all.

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.


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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by sandgroperbill » 08 Jul 2015, 11:50 pm

I can hunt virtually anywhere i want...












...as long as it's interstate
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by 6mmdasher » 09 Jul 2015, 6:47 pm

for the shorter of our kind
Stand up when you talk to me!
If I wanted any s---t out of you I would have squeezed your head.
For the south aussies!
living proof the tasmanians can swim!
Half an hour and ten years behind!
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Die Judicii » 09 Jul 2015, 8:41 pm

Seeing as how South Australians are in the cross hairs at the moment ,,,,

All their problems start with the water they drink,, (Adelaide) >>>>> "Addle Aide"

:roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by tom604 » 09 Jul 2015, 8:53 pm

xxxx because Queenslander's can't spell beer :drinks:

??? where do the Victorian's find all those cat's???,,,,,,,,V B :drinks:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Die Judicii » 09 Jul 2015, 10:13 pm

tom604 wrote:xxxx because Queenslander's can't spell beer :drinks:

??? where do the Victorian's find all those cat's???,,,,,,,,V B :drinks:


All the cats ???

That's easy, they import them from SA of course, :thumbsup:

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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by hamish » 09 Jul 2015, 11:24 pm

He's that tight he wouldn't give you the steam of his sh.t ...or he'd skin his grandmother for a buck
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by VICHunter » 10 Jul 2015, 4:19 pm

sandgroperbill wrote:I can hunt virtually anywhere i want...



...as long as it's interstate


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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Walt68 » 26 Jul 2015, 8:05 pm

you have the intelligence of a stillborn cockroach
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by sally-bee » 27 Jul 2015, 1:19 pm

It would be that the thread that is deliberately about arguing goes smoothly with no arguments :lol:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Die Judicii » 27 Jul 2015, 2:44 pm

My son once described his sisters boyfriend as having "the mechanical prowess of a mongoloid maggot".

Looking back, I'm sure he was correct. :lol:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Rocker » 28 Jul 2015, 3:02 pm

The boy had a good vocabulary on him then :lol:
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