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Funny Putdowns

Post by Die Judicii » 07 Jun 2015, 5:52 pm

How about listing yer funny putdowns,, ones that aren't your overused everyday ones.

Here's my favorite--------- "Intellectually Bankrupt"

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by brett1868 » 07 Jun 2015, 6:07 pm

Why so angry, do you have sand in your vagina? - Intended for aggressive male types...
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Stubbles McBeard » 07 Jun 2015, 6:14 pm

For the less than pretty ones, "head like a deep sea racing mullet/purebred racing goanna/ bucket of smashed crabs/ bag full of torn @$$holes..."
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by KWhorenet » 07 Jun 2015, 6:15 pm

"Have you even googled your self? You should pal, maybe then you will see my point ! "
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Post by Oldbloke » 07 Jun 2015, 7:29 pm

You should have been born a sperm whale your arse is so tight. For those who dont know, sperm whales often dive several kilometers to catch giant squid. Now thats water tight.
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Post by Noisydad » 07 Jun 2015, 7:56 pm

There was better genetic material than he's made of washed off the shower wall!
There's still a few of Wile. E Coyote's ideas that I haven't tried yet.
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by Franky » 07 Jun 2015, 8:17 pm

The gene pool could use a little chlorine :thumbsup:
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Post by brett1868 » 07 Jun 2015, 8:18 pm

A hundred million sperm and you had to be the fastest swimmer.
Face like a dropped pie.
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by bigfellascott » 08 Jun 2015, 12:52 am

Franky wrote:The gene pool could use a little chlorine :thumbsup:


Let he who cast the first stone! :lol:

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Post by bigfellascott » 08 Jun 2015, 1:54 am

Someone forgot to flush the toilet, look what just bobbed up.

Got a head on him like a robbers dog.

Got a head on him like a busted sandshoe.

I guess ya mum wasn't into contraception - shame really.

If only the ol man had of pulled out, would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.

If ya brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow a candle out.

If only ya mum learn't to swallow.

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Post by North East » 08 Jun 2015, 1:59 am

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Post by KWhorenet » 08 Jun 2015, 6:05 am

bigfellascott wrote:Let he who cast the first stone! :lol:


:lol: I mean Oi specify T3 'PlasTikka' :x
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Post by Franky » 08 Jun 2015, 7:02 am

Another, If I wanted to here from a Asshole I would a farted!
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Post by JOY » 08 Jun 2015, 7:26 am

I just purchased a Tikka I guess that makes me a inbreed?
Now if only I came from Victoria I'd have won the Retard Lotto!!
Try this one on :D

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A: Red paint. :D
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Post by KWhorenet » 08 Jun 2015, 8:20 am

JOY wrote:I just purchased a Tikka I guess that makes me a inbreed?
Now if only I came from Victoria I'd have won the Retard Lotto!!
Try this one on :D

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint. :D



I don't get it. :unknown:

I've spent over 7 years in Gippsland Vic... are the symptoms of lead ingestion even with no lead normal here ? :wtf:

and I don't feel it is a lotto win ;)

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Post by tom604 » 08 Jun 2015, 8:46 am

don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, and one i have seen on the web, he would sh*t in your hat and tell you it fits better :thumbsup:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by bigfellascott » 08 Jun 2015, 9:38 am

Franky wrote:Another, If I wanted to here from a Asshole I would a farted


I like that one - I might pinch it! :D
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Post by bigfellascott » 08 Jun 2015, 9:40 am

JOY wrote:I just purchased a Tikka I guess that makes me a inbreed?
Now if only I came from Victoria I'd have won the Retard Lotto!!
Try this one on :D

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint. :D


:lol:
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Post by Gwion » 08 Jun 2015, 10:05 am

Seen better heads hanging over a piss trough.
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Post by Gwion » 08 Jun 2015, 10:08 am

I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire.
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Post by Gwion » 08 Jun 2015, 10:09 am

Were you born a f/wit or do you practice regularly???
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Post by Die Judicii » 08 Jun 2015, 11:48 am

A man is watching two very loud and naughty kids in a supermarket.
One was about 4 yo,,,, and the other was about 10 yo.

He says to the Mum,,, "Nice twins"

The Mum says,,, "Are you stupid ?"

The man says "No, its just that I cant imagine any bloke coming back to you for seconds"


This may be a death wish, but one day I might get the opportunity to use that one. :evil:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by joker » 08 Jun 2015, 11:49 am

No one get over excited and start trying these jokes on random people you see today :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by joker » 08 Jun 2015, 11:52 am

Lmaoo judicii that's gold. I'm going to copy that one now and send it to a few people lol :D
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Post by bigfellascott » 08 Jun 2015, 11:56 am

Die Judicii wrote:A man is watching two very loud and naughty kids in a supermarket.
One was about 4 yo,,,, and the other was about 10 yo.

He says to the Mum,,, "Nice twins"

The Mum says,,, "Are you stupid ?"

The man says "No, its just that I cant imagine any bloke coming back to you for seconds"


This may be a death wish, but one day I might get the opportunity to use that one. :evil:


:lol: That's Gold :thumbsup:
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Post by bigfellascott » 08 Jun 2015, 11:58 am

I always said your old man had one good root in him, unfortunately you weren't it!
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Post by Die Judicii » 08 Jun 2015, 11:59 am

joker wrote:Lmaoo judicii that's gold. I'm going to copy that one now and send it to a few people lol :D


Better post yer address up here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
So we can all send GET WELL cards.

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Re: Funny Putdowns

Post by joker » 08 Jun 2015, 1:01 pm

I'll leave me P. O BOX details

Well you can make quiet a good assumption of what happened to me if I don't reply :o :roll:
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Post by bigfellascott » 08 Jun 2015, 2:19 pm

joker wrote:I'll leave me P. O BOX details

Well you can make quiet a good assumption of what happened to me if I don't reply :o :roll:


Ah just message us from Hospital! :D
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Post by tom604 » 08 Jun 2015, 2:57 pm

bigfellascott wrote:
joker wrote:I'll leave me P. O BOX details

Well you can make quiet a good assumption of what happened to me if I don't reply :o :roll:


Ah just message us from Hospital! :D


more like morgue :lol:
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