Any police on the forum?

[brisb]

Before anyone jumps on me, I'm not planning on saying stupid

Just curious if any fellow shooters are part of the Police here?

[Aster]

There are.

Tarnagulla is/was with the VIC police.

I share that though as he's said it himself on the forum.

There are a couple more who haven't put forth the info themselves so I'll leave that to them if they want to do so.

Shorter answer - Yes.

[Hercl]

Shorter answer - Yes.

Long answer - Yes, don't do anything stupid

[Herdsman]

Long answer - Yes, don't do anything stupid

You'd think that would be obvious wouldn't you.

Sad the things you have to tell people on the net sometimes

[Norton]

Sad the things you have to tell people on the net sometimes

I think it's slowly dawning on people that you are accountable for your actions on the net.

Still though... There are a couple out there...

[Yelp]

Still though... There are a couple out there...

I read someone a while ago about some kid put on Facebook something like.

"Drink driving, lol. Sorry to the 2 cars I hit on XXXX street."

Anyway someone reported him obviously and the cops went and checked out the cars on XXXX street and matched the damage on his car.

Bam, charged for half a dozen things... Idiot....

[Monty]

I read someone a while ago about some kid put on Facebook something like.

"Drink driving, lol. Sorry to the 2 cars I hit on XXXX street."

Anyway someone reported him obviously and the cops went and checked out the cars on XXXX street and matched the damage on his car.

Bam, charged for half a dozen things... Idiot....

People have this bizarre concept that they're completely anonymous and unreachable for their actions on the net.

Don't ask me why...

[Prettybird]

There always are on any shooting sites.

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear though, right?

[Vati]

Bam, charged for half a dozen things... Idiot....

You hear about a few of these, these days.

Still people carry on with their stupid s**t on the net and are amazed when they get caught.

[jackles]

Probably will be a "Facebook Department" soon, if there isn't one already.

[Seconds]

You've probably just set off some keyword alarm and now the police are flocking here

[mickn]

Yes, but I'm a shooter, not a spy........

[VICHunter]

Yes, but I'm a shooter, not a spy........

Lies!

He's a spy! Get him!

[Harper]

Yes, but I'm a shooter, not a spy........

He's given us written permission to go nuts.

Do it!

[Yelp]

Yes, but I'm a shooter, not a spy........

What is it they say in the movies before they do something illegal?

"Are you a law enforcement agent or in any way affiliated with any law enforcement agencies?"

If you are you have to tell us before we do something stupid, if you say no then we're safe? Right? RIGHT?!

[Aster]

Because everything that happens in movies is completely accurate

[JC102]

Because everything that happens in movies is completely accurate

What, you've never dived in slow motion while wielding two pistols?

[on_one_wheel]

Well it looks like the Police are out numbered here... Don't get me wrong, I respect cops and don't think I'd enjoy dealing with some of the things they are exposed to... So lets get the cop jokes rolling !

What's the colour of a one cent coin?

[AusC]

What's the colour of a one cent coin?

Brown?

[Kipper]

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

[creet]

How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!

[on_one_wheel]

A man purchased a new HSV to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive.
The motor was rumbling, the road was smooth and there was no traffic so he decided to open her up.
As the needle rose from 110 to 200 , he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a HSV," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 250.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The police cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday.
I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

[Warrigul]

A young cop, fresh from the big smoke, equipped with a warrant goes to inspect a farm after a tipoff about a dope crop.

He rolls up at high speed and brakes, a cloud of dust rolling across the farmyard.

The old farmer casually strolls out and says "gidday".

All hyped up and ready to solve the worlds problems the cops goes" I have a search warrant and I will be searching your property"

Farmer: "Righto young fella but under no circumstances should you go...."

Cop: "Now look here, I am a police officer, I have a search warrant, you see this badge(shows badge) this allows me to go where ever I like on your property and you will respect this badge and do what I say"

Farmer: "Yes but down....."

Cop: "look what do you not understand about this badge? It allows me to go where I like and look at whatever I like, without interference from anyone DO YOU UNDER STAND?"

Farmer: "well okay when you put it like that go right ahead"

So after a couple of hours poking and prodding and really finding nothing more exciting than a leaking drum of sheep dip, the cop decides to check out a bit of bush down the back, the farmer goes to say something and the cop just holds up the badge and keeps walking.

He jumps the fence and strolls across the paddock, next thing you know he is running full tilt and screaming at the top of his lungs as the toey bull charges, HEEEEELP, HEEEELLLPPP MEEEEEEE, the farmer runs to the fence cups his hands and shouts: "SHOW HIM THE BADGE, SHOW HIM THE BADGE"

For what it is worth I think 95% of cops are decent and the remaining 5% would be better off doing something else, just like 95% of electricians are normal and the remaining 5% are sooky princesses.

[JC102]

Hopefully in the next year or so.

[ebr love]

just like 95% of electricians are normal and the remaining 5% are sooky princesses.

Well that's oddly specific

[on_one_wheel]

just like 95% of electricians are normal and the remaining 5% are sooky princesses.

Well that's oddly specific

I'm pretty sure he ment just like 5% of electricians are normal and the remaining 95% are sooky princesses

[Ariat]

I'm pretty sure he ment just like 5% of electricians are normal and the remaining 95% are sooky princesses

He's just tired of being called a sooky princess and is shifting it to others

[botfour]

The Los Angeles Police Department , The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

[Warrigul]

While we are on the subject of electricians:

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NMT can be mixed and applied while the electrician is crying simply by adding the NMT to the bottom lip of the electrician. During the crying process water will stream down from the eyes and puddle near the lip. With the natural quivering motion of the bottom lip this will be enough agitation to mix the product allowing easy application to the tear duct with the cotton buds.

ADVANTAGES
• Soluble in water and can be mixed while crying is occurring
• Effective in small concentrations
• Very versatile product compared with most electricians
• Packaged in small bags with cotton buds for convenient measuring and easy application
• Effective on all electrical types
• Can be used as ‘one sack’ electrician enhancement
• Improves core recovery and reduces talk like “My Pussy hurts.”
• Non-toxic and environmentally acceptable

APPEARANCE Physical appearance White, free-flowing powder
pH 1% soln who cares


USAGE To reduce talk and whining, add 1 kg per electrician
To stabilize teary eyes and sand in vaginas etc, add 1-2 kg per offsider
To improve the properties of a electrician, add 2-3kg per electrician
Mix slowly through a hopper or beat the electrician with a rubber mallet

PACKAGING 1 kg bags


If anyone wants a better copy for circulation I have it in word, just PM me.

[on_one_wheel]

Australian Mud Company make one thats pretty good, AMC HTFU with thier special additive NMT, It's sold alongside thier Rock Softner line, not sre how well it works on sparkys because its formulated for drillers offsiders.