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Any police on the forum?

Post by brisb » 27 Oct 2013, 8:42 pm

Before anyone jumps on me, I'm not planning on saying stupid :D

Just curious if any fellow shooters are part of the Police here?
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Aster » 27 Oct 2013, 9:02 pm

There are.

Tarnagulla is/was with the VIC police.

I share that though as he's said it himself on the forum.

There are a couple more who haven't put forth the info themselves so I'll leave that to them if they want to do so.

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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Hercl » 27 Oct 2013, 9:07 pm

Aster wrote:Shorter answer - Yes.


Long answer - Yes, don't do anything stupid :lol:
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Herdsman » 28 Oct 2013, 6:13 am

Hercl wrote:Long answer - Yes, don't do anything stupid :lol:


You'd think that would be obvious wouldn't you.

Sad the things you have to tell people on the net sometimes :|
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Norton » 28 Oct 2013, 6:19 am

Herdsman wrote:Sad the things you have to tell people on the net sometimes :|


I think it's slowly dawning on people that you are accountable for your actions on the net.

Still though... There are a couple out there... :shock:
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Yelp » 28 Oct 2013, 6:26 am

Norton wrote:Still though... There are a couple out there... :shock:


I read someone a while ago about some kid put on Facebook something like.

"Drink driving, lol. Sorry to the 2 cars I hit on XXXX street."

Anyway someone reported him obviously and the cops went and checked out the cars on XXXX street and matched the damage on his car.

Bam, charged for half a dozen things... Idiot....
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Monty » 28 Oct 2013, 5:42 pm

Yelp wrote:I read someone a while ago about some kid put on Facebook something like.

"Drink driving, lol. Sorry to the 2 cars I hit on XXXX street."

Anyway someone reported him obviously and the cops went and checked out the cars on XXXX street and matched the damage on his car.

Bam, charged for half a dozen things... Idiot....


People have this bizarre concept that they're completely anonymous and unreachable for their actions on the net.

Don't ask me why...
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Prettybird » 28 Oct 2013, 5:45 pm

There always are on any shooting sites.

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear though, right?
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Vati » 04 Nov 2013, 9:42 am

Yelp wrote:Bam, charged for half a dozen things... Idiot....


You hear about a few of these, these days.

Still people carry on with their stupid s**t on the net and are amazed when they get caught.
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by jackles » 04 Nov 2013, 10:11 am

Probably will be a "Facebook Department" soon, if there isn't one already.
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Seconds » 07 Nov 2013, 7:46 am

You've probably just set off some keyword alarm and now the police are flocking here :lol:
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by mickn » 06 Jan 2014, 5:38 pm

Yes, but I'm a shooter, not a spy........
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Post by VICHunter » 06 Jan 2014, 8:45 pm

mickn wrote:Yes, but I'm a shooter, not a spy........


Lies!

He's a spy! Get him!
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Harper » 06 Jan 2014, 9:02 pm

mickn wrote:Yes, but I'm a shooter, not a spy........


He's given us written permission to go nuts.

Do it!

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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Yelp » 06 Jan 2014, 9:08 pm

mickn wrote:Yes, but I'm a shooter, not a spy........


What is it they say in the movies before they do something illegal?

"Are you a law enforcement agent or in any way affiliated with any law enforcement agencies?"

If you are you have to tell us before we do something stupid, if you say no then we're safe? Right? RIGHT?!

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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Aster » 06 Jan 2014, 9:09 pm

Because everything that happens in movies is completely accurate :P
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by JC102 » 07 Jan 2014, 2:20 pm

Aster wrote:Because everything that happens in movies is completely accurate :P


What, you've never dived in slow motion while wielding two pistols? ;)
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by on_one_wheel » 07 Jan 2014, 4:23 pm

Well it looks like the Police are out numbered here... Don't get me wrong, I respect cops and don't think I'd enjoy dealing with some of the things they are exposed to... So lets get the cop jokes rolling !

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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by AusC » 08 Jan 2014, 7:35 am

on_one_wheel wrote:What's the colour of a one cent coin?


Brown?

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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Kipper » 08 Jan 2014, 8:37 am

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by creet » 08 Jan 2014, 8:45 am

How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!

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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by on_one_wheel » 08 Jan 2014, 4:55 pm

A man purchased a new HSV to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive.
The motor was rumbling, the road was smooth and there was no traffic so he decided to open her up.
As the needle rose from 110 to 200 , he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a HSV," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 250.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The police cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday.
I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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Post by Warrigul » 08 Jan 2014, 6:47 pm

A young cop, fresh from the big smoke, equipped with a warrant goes to inspect a farm after a tipoff about a dope crop.

He rolls up at high speed and brakes, a cloud of dust rolling across the farmyard.

The old farmer casually strolls out and says "gidday".

All hyped up and ready to solve the worlds problems the cops goes" I have a search warrant and I will be searching your property"

Farmer: "Righto young fella but under no circumstances should you go...."

Cop: "Now look here, I am a police officer, I have a search warrant, you see this badge(shows badge) this allows me to go where ever I like on your property and you will respect this badge and do what I say"

Farmer: "Yes but down....."

Cop: "look what do you not understand about this badge? It allows me to go where I like and look at whatever I like, without interference from anyone DO YOU UNDER STAND?"

Farmer: "well okay when you put it like that go right ahead"

So after a couple of hours poking and prodding and really finding nothing more exciting than a leaking drum of sheep dip, the cop decides to check out a bit of bush down the back, the farmer goes to say something and the cop just holds up the badge and keeps walking.

He jumps the fence and strolls across the paddock, next thing you know he is running full tilt and screaming at the top of his lungs as the toey bull charges, HEEEEELP, HEEEELLLPPP MEEEEEEE, the farmer runs to the fence cups his hands and shouts: "SHOW HIM THE BADGE, SHOW HIM THE BADGE"

For what it is worth I think 95% of cops are decent and the remaining 5% would be better off doing something else, just like 95% of electricians are normal and the remaining 5% are sooky princesses.
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by JC102 » 08 Jan 2014, 10:34 pm

Hopefully in the next year or so. ;)
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by ebr love » 09 Jan 2014, 8:37 am

Warrigul wrote:just like 95% of electricians are normal and the remaining 5% are sooky princesses.


Well that's oddly specific :P
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by on_one_wheel » 09 Jan 2014, 8:59 am

ebr love wrote:
Warrigul wrote:just like 95% of electricians are normal and the remaining 5% are sooky princesses.


Well that's oddly specific :P



I'm pretty sure he ment just like 5% of electricians are normal and the remaining 95% are sooky princesses
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Ariat » 09 Jan 2014, 9:25 am

on_one_wheel wrote:I'm pretty sure he ment just like 5% of electricians are normal and the remaining 95% are sooky princesses


He's just tired of being called a sooky princess and is shifting it to others :lol:
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by botfour » 09 Jan 2014, 12:32 pm

The Los Angeles Police Department , The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by Warrigul » 09 Jan 2014, 6:04 pm

While we are on the subject of electricians:

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Re: Any police on the forum?

Post by on_one_wheel » 09 Jan 2014, 11:02 pm

Australian Mud Company make one thats pretty good, AMC HTFU with thier special additive NMT, It's sold alongside thier Rock Softner line, not sre how well it works on sparkys because its formulated for drillers offsiders.
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