So I feel like a total boob for admitting this, but you've gotta be able to laugh at yourself, right?
My press is set up on a desk at 'regular desk height'. While doing something completely unrelated I left over the desk and manage to lean down and impale myself on the rod of my sizing die
Put a nice little hole in myself.
So yeah, no worries about getting shot. Reloading dies are a real danger though