Police stop with guns

[Title_II]

A cop pulled me over last week. He asked me if I had any guns in the car. I told him I had a Glock on my left hip.

He said, "OK, don't show me yours and I won't show you mine. Anything else?"

I said, "there is a .38 in the glove box and..."

"And what?"

"I have a 12 gauge in the back seat and an AR-15 in the trunk."

The cop asked me, "Sir, if you don't mind me asking, what are you afraid of?"

I responded, "Not a damn thing!"



This is not a new joke but not sure if you guys heard it before.

[rsj223]

So funny

[wrenchman]

i was up north when i got pulled over speeding when the trooper asked what i had in the case i had a old sharps and a old 95 winchester we ended up shooting guns on state land haveing fun and i didnt get a ticket

[Heckler303]

i was up north when i got pulled over speeding when the trooper asked what i had in the case i had a old sharps and a old 95 winchester we ended up shooting guns on state land haveing fun and i didnt get a ticket

Typical yankees. I shouldn't even be surprised.

[Title_II]

Yeah, but I bet you paid for the ammo

[tom604]

Yeah, but I bet you paid for the ammo

if the fines are like they are hear its still cheaper than a ticket and you get to have a shoot where others cant

[wrenchman]

i sure did but still had a good time

[coloradoboy]

most LEOs are alright. I haven't been stopped in CO. but I was stopped once outside Anchorage when I was there visiting my family's plot for hunting. I was carrying a .38 in an IWB holster and had an 870 pump and AR in the cab of my chevy pickup. I handed over my CO chl and told him I had firearms in my possession. Dude was cool about it and said to remain in the cabin. checked my details and gave it back to me. we talked about what we owned and the good hunting places around. I have a pretty tricked out AR so he asked me whether he could see it. I showed it to him hahaha and we talked more until dispatch radioed and he left. Alaska Cops are so cool.


He pulled me over for a non functioning tail light.

[Title_II]

Alaska state police are serious business. And, if nobody told you, don't screw around with their fish and game laws up there. They'll throw you in jail and take your car.

It's been a while, but I have found Colorado cops to be good guys. They'd rather help a woman change a tire than give a guy a ticket.

[Tiiger]

This is not a new joke but not sure if you guys heard it before.

Here the joke goes:

A cop pulled me over last week.

He asked me if I had any guns in the car.

I told him I had a Glock on my left hip.

My face hurts from where I was handcuffed on the tarmac.

[sarki]

They'll throw you in jail and take your car.

Permanently or just impound it for a bit?

[Title_II]

They'll throw you in jail and take your car.

Permanently or just impound it for a bit?

I don't know, it's been quite a while. I just got that warning a couple times.