by Die Judicii » 09 Apr 2017, 12:14 am
ANOTHER PARROT JOKE,,,,, to follow on from OBs
This particular guy also found a parrot that was well educated and spoke several languages fluently.
So the guy pays for the parrot and took it home.
Throughout the evening they discussed all manner of things until late.
The guy says well,,,,, its bedtime, and went to bed.
The next morning they talked during breakfast,, and then the guy starts getting ready to go to work.
The parrot said Hey, where are you going ?
The guy explained that he had to go to work.
Oh, good said the parrot,,,,, I'll come with you.
No, said the guy,, No parrots allowed at work.
So he walks out the door and leaves the parrot home.
You'll be sorry screeched the parrot.
Half an hour passes and the parrot suddenly got an evil idea.
He got on the phone and ordered 3 truckloads of readymix concrete.
When the trucks arrived, the parrot instructed them to pour it all over the prize rose bushes in the front yard.
That night when the guy comes home and sees what happened, the parrot said, "I told you you'd be sorry."
The guy was really angry, and went out to the shed.
He returned with a hammer and a handfull of nails.
He grabbed the parrot and spread eagled him on the lounge room wall,, and nailed him to it.
Not saying anything to the parrot, he had his evening meal,, then went to bed.
2 hours go by, and the parrot finally lifts his head and looks around the room.
On the far side he sees a crucifix,,,,,,,,, so he calls out and asks, "Who are you, and how long have you been nailed to that cross ?"
Jesus replied, and said,,,, "I am Jesus Christ, and I've been nailed to the cross for over 2,000 years."
Faaark,, said the parrot.
How much friggin concrete did you order ???????????
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.