by Die Judicii » 21 Oct 2017, 10:20 pm
ASIO recruitment officer.
An ASIO officer is on annual leave and goes to America.
In his travels he ends up in a real back woods country town way down south.
He decided to take a stroll through the town and check out the sights.
Less than 5 minutes into his walk he notices a "bullseye" target that had been drawn on a shop window with texta pen,,,
complete with a perfect shot score bullet hole through the glass.
He wanders on a bit further,, and finds another target on the boot lid of a parked car,,,,,,, also with a perfect shot placement bullet hole.
Soon,,,,, he notices that nearly everywhere he went, he was seeing these targets with "perfect" bullet holes.
He stopped at a cafe for a meal, and asked the cafe owner, who was the expert marksman in the town.
Oh,,,,,,, said the cafe owner, that would be Alex,, the village idiot.
Well, said the officer, he is without doubt the best marksman I have ever come across,, where could I meet up with him???
Come back just before 5pm,, he is usually about in the late afternoons,,,,, and I'll introduce you.
So, that afternoon the officer gets introduced to the village idiot.
In awe,,,, the officer asks, "I have seen the targets everywhere,, and the perfect shot placements,,,,, how do you manage to do it ???"
The village idiot just smiled and said,,, "Its real easy actually, when I want to let off steam, I just load up and shoot till I run out of ammo."
But the targets are perfect everytime said the officer,,,, surely you miss sometimes ?
"Nah",,, said the idiot, "but you know,,,,,,,,, the really hard part is drawing the targets afterwards."
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.