by Die Judicii » 16 Jul 2017, 8:44 am
As previously stated by Granddad, old Jack was a 98 yo bushie,,, and he felt that the time had come to shift in to town for his latter years.
That being accomplished he found that now he had not much to do, and needed something to occupy his time.
So,,,, he thought maybe he would get a part time job.
The problem then arose, that because he had next to no schooling and couldn't read, no one would employ him.
He goes to the local pub to have a few beers, and was telling the publican about his predicament.
The publican said to Jack, "Tell you what,,,,, can you cook ?"
Jack replies Yeah, I can cook.
The publican says, "Well I'll give you a job,,,,, you can cook the breakfasts for the patrons."
So old Jack rocks up in the morning, and the breakfast orders started coming in, and Jack starts cooking.
A while later the publican calls in and asks Jack how things are going.
Jack replies,,,,, No worries to start with,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Fried eggs on toast,,,,,,,
Poached eggs on toast,,,,,,,,,,
Scrambled eggs,,,,,,,,,,, but then the problem started.
The publican asks "What problem is that Jack"
Jack replies,,,, Well,,,, I got asked for Sausages and eggs,,,, and I aint never seen nor heard of sausages in all my years.
I asked the kitchen maid to show me where they were and she showed me.
The publican said, "So what was the problem ?"
Old Jack replied,,,,,,,,,, Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, By the time I skinned and gutted them,, there weren't nothing left.
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.
