by Die Judicii » 26 Feb 2019, 10:18 pm
( I hope Kaid doesn't take offence at this )
A little weedy guy was at the big swamp on Duck opening morning, and patiently waiting for ducks as were a few other shooters.
Suddenly a little duck flew overhead.
Boom Boom Bang Bang, and down went the little duck.
The little weedy guy wades out from the bank to pick up his duck.
But as he got closer, he saw this massive Yank wading out from the opposite bank,,,, also heading toward the little duck.
Hey, that's my duck squeaked the little guy.
Bugger off yelled the yank,,,,,,,, it's mine.
So the little guy says,,,,, How about we settle this the Aussie way ?
And how does that work said the Yank ?
It's easy said the little guy,,,,,,,,,,,, I get to kick you in the nuts 3 times,, then you kick me in the nuts 3 times and we'll keep doing that until one of us either gives up or falls over. And the guy who doesn't give up, or falls over can keep the duck.
I'll go first said the little guy.
So the yank braces himself, and the little guy kicks as hard as he could,,,,
The yank shudders, but stood his ground.
The little guy kicks the second time, and a tear ran down the yanks face, but he remained standing.
So, the little guy kicks for the third time.
The yank grimaces, wipes away a few more tears, and sways a bit,,,,,,,, but remained standing.
Then the yank says, OK, now it's my turn.
But the little guy shakes his head and says,,,,,,, Nah mate,,, I give up,, you can have the duck,, it's only a little one anyway.
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.