by Die Judicii » 11 Oct 2020, 9:44 pm
BEWARE OF OLD DOGS.
An old Rottweiler started chasing rabbits,, and soon became tired,,, and then realized he was lost.
Wandering along he suddenly saw a young lion (escaped from a circus) sneaking up behind him, intent on having an easy meal.
The old dog thought "Oh hell now I'm in trouble,,, what shall I do"
Quickly looking around he noticed some old bones nearby.
He immediately crouched down with his back to the lion, and started gnawing on a bone.
Just as the lion was about to pounce,, the old dog said loudly,,,,, "Wow, that lion tasted bloody good."
The lion heard this and in fear for his own life retreated into the bush and disappeared,, all the while thinking to himself "Sh!t,,, I was lucky then,, that old dog nearly had me for dinner."
A young Koala that was up a tree had witnessed all this and thought that it could catch up with the lion and tell him how the old dog had tricked him,,, and therefore get immunity from the lion in exchange for the information.
So he caught up with the lion and spilled the beans on the old dog.
So the lion said to the koala,,,,,, "Hop up on my back and you can watch what happens when I catch up with the old dog"
Shortly thereafter, the old dog sees them coming,, and immediately sits down with his back to the lion and koala, and pretends he hasn't seen them coming.
Just as the lion and koala get within hearing,,,, the old dog says loudly, "Where the hell has that koala got to ? ,,,,,, I sent it off nearly an hour ago to go and get me another lion. "
MORAL OF THE STORY
Don't mess with old dogs,,,,,,,,,, they didn't get to be old by being silly
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.