gazza wrote:I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Oldbloke wrote:
darwindingo wrote:Fark me you mob crack me up...
Was told this one today....
A couple of blokes were on the piss together…
After a while, one asked the other "If I was to sneak over to your house and made love to your wife while you were at work and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" ???
Well, said the other…..
I don't think it would make us related, but it sure as hell would make us even mate….!!!