by Die Judicii » 09 Apr 2018, 11:21 pm
A young bloke just out of high school starts his first ever job.
A job in the local general store.
The owner says to him, you watch me and how I deal with customers, and if you can follow along the same method, you'll make a good salesman.
The first customer comes in and asks for a packet of lawn seed.
Certainly said the shop keeper, that'll be $1.50, but would you like a hose and sprinkler as well ?
What ? said the customer.
Well if you plant the lawn seed, you'll need a hose and sprinkler to water it said the shop keeper.
Oh yeah,,, said the customer.
Well, you'll probly also need some fertilizer, and also a lawn mower said the keeper.
Yeah,,, no worries said the customer as he paid the total bill of what was now just on $500
After the customer left, the keeper said to the young fellah,,,,,,,, You see, I turned a $1.50 sale into a $500 sale.
You serve the next customer and see how good a salesman you can be.
A little later a woman walks in and asks for a packet of Tampons,,,,,,,,,
Certainly madam the young fella said,,,,, but would you like a lawn mower to go with the Tampons ?
Excuse me she said,,,,,,,,,,,,, what do you mean by that ???
Well said the young fellah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, your weekend is f@cked,,,, you might as well make yourself useful and mow the lawns.
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.