by Die Judicii » 03 Feb 2017, 12:38 pm
An insurance salesman was travelling in the country trying to make some sales.
He pulled up at a farmhouse and knocked on the door.
A woman answered, and the salesman asked to speak to the man of the house.
The woman said, He's down at the milking shed, walk down and see him there.
The salesman meets the farmer and explains that he is selling insurance.
The farmer said to him, "Son,,,, I will buy the biggest and most comprehensive policy you've got,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, On one condition".
The salesman asked what would that be.
Farmer says, "Well, it's like this,,,,,,,,, yesterday morning I had a new heifer that was due for her first milking, so I did all the other cows first and left the heifer till last so that things were quiet and relaxed so she wouldn't get too upset.
I put her in the bail, and sat down with the bucket, and carefully started milking.
Then she kicked, and knocked the bucket over.
So I got a leg rope and tied her leg back.
I started milking again, and shortly thereafter she kicked with the other leg and knocked the bucket over again.
So I got another leg rope and tied the other leg back.
I sat down again to start milking, and then she sh!t and it ran down her tail and it swished across my face.
So, I get up and lifted her tail up over her back and tied it to her horns.
I was about to sit down again to milk her, when I got the urge to pee.
So I walked out behind her to have a pee,,,,,, and I'd just unzipped and pulled the old fellah out,,,, and the wife turned up to see how things were going.
Well,,,, that's my condition son,,,,,,,, If you can convince her that I didn't have bad intentions towards that cow,, I'll buy your insurance.
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.