1Fatman wrote:Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor.
Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards she did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, ‘Bruce. 'Bruce, Bruce'.
Bruce came running.
‘Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor'.
'Strewth', Bruce said and tried to pull her up.
'You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Frank.’
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
'No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B.', Frank said.
'Plan B?', exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that'?
'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum.', replied Frank.
'Spot on', Bruce said. 'While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits.'
'Play with her tits?', Frank said, 'Not exactly a good time for that mate?'
'No', Bruce replied, 'But I reckon if I can get her wet enough we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive'
Die Judicii wrote:Hey there 1Fatman,,
Loved the bathroom tiles joke,,,, GOLD
My partner said it was "filthy and funny" cos she got a mental picture when I read it to her.
Oldbloke wrote:Die Judicii wrote:Hey there 1Fatman,,
Loved the bathroom tiles joke,,,, GOLD
My partner said it was "filthy and funny" cos she got a mental picture when I read it to her.
Yeah. Funniest joke I’ve ever heard
1Fatman wrote:Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor.
Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards she did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, ‘Bruce. 'Bruce, Bruce'.
Bruce came running.
‘Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor'.
'Strewth', Bruce said and tried to pull her up.
'You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Frank.’
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
'No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B.', Frank said.
'Plan B?', exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that'?
'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum.', replied Frank.
'Spot on', Bruce said. 'While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits.'
'Play with her tits?', Frank said, 'Not exactly a good time for that mate?'
'No', Bruce replied, 'But I reckon if I can get her wet enough we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive'
Member-Deleted wrote:I took my wife to the hospital today, to try and get her Tourettes Syndrome sorted out... the doctors did extensive testing...
It turns out that she doesn't have Tourettes Syndrome, and I actually am an @rsehole and she wants me to f*ck off
Member-Deleted wrote:I took my wife to the hospital today, to try and get her Tourettes Syndrome sorted out... the doctors did extensive testing...
It turns out that she doesn't have Tourettes Syndrome, and I actually am an @rsehole and she wants me to f*ck off