by Die Judicii » 05 Aug 2017, 10:42 pm
A young fellow is doing a study on fruit trees as part of his uni course.
During a field trip to an orchard that specialized in grafted trees and the resultant fruits, the owner of the orchard said to the young fella,,,,,
"I reckon I've got one tree in particular that you would love,, come over here and check it out. It's called The eighteen year old Virgin tree."
He plucks off a beautiful looking ripe fruit and passes it to the young fella to taste.
The young fella takes a big bite,,,, then screws up his face in disgust and spits it out.
Yuk he said,,, that tastes like sh!t.
The orchard owner just chuckled and said,,,,, Turn it over young fella.
I do not fear death itself... Only its inopportune timing!
I've come to realize that,,,,, the two most loving, loyal, and trustworthy females in my entire life were both canines.