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Open carry in Melbourne...

Post by juststarting » 06 Jan 2018, 4:14 pm

So, being hip and cool and 'with it', we decided to check out a new cafe today. There are a few around us and we were after something simple. Less hipster, etc. There we are, I'm enjoying my SIMPLE bacon and eggs. No aged unicorn seamen or gently sprinkled grated endangered species of some sort, paired with kale and kombucha. Suddenly I sensed a disturbance in the force. And there he was... This numbnut... Wearing two shoulder holsters. One with his wallet, the other with his phone. Funny.

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I have seen this level of hipster mastery in the wild, but not on this continent. I suppose we are getting with the times. Apologies, for only half a photo, I was being all sneaky and s**t.

Yes he did have an immaculately groomed beard.
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Post by bladeracer » 06 Jan 2018, 4:53 pm

I had a building supervisor wore the same thing back in the nineties :-)
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Post by Stix » 06 Jan 2018, 5:56 pm

:shock: OMG...those thongs...!!! :wtf:
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Post by Supaduke » 06 Jan 2018, 6:05 pm

Grab handles for his sugar daddy.
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Post by Bigjobss » 06 Jan 2018, 6:12 pm

You just know that he needs the holsters because his shorts are too tight.

Did he have keys clipped to a belt loop aswell?
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Post by AusTac » 06 Jan 2018, 9:41 pm

Were they at least kydex? That would add at least +10 coolness

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Post by juststarting » 06 Jan 2018, 10:45 pm

Yeah, sorry, that's the best I could do.
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Post by knowsnothin » 07 Jan 2018, 7:21 am

that bloke is braver than you guys are giving him credit for.

Thats asking for a VICPOL swat team intervention.

lucky it wasn't a nightclub.
he would've been shot for sure.
in the leg of course.
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Post by Daddybang » 08 Jan 2018, 11:18 am

What can ya say :unknown:

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Post by Norton » 18 Jan 2018, 10:12 am

juststarting wrote:This numbnut... Wearing two shoulder holsters. One with his wallet, the other with his phone. Funny.


No, funny is going to be when some concerned citizen thinks they're ballers, not a phone and wallet, and calls the fuzz who tazer him onto the pavement :lol:
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Post by juststarting » 18 Jan 2018, 12:26 pm

One can only hope.

That would be funny.
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