So, being hip and cool and 'with it', we decided to check out a new cafe today. There are a few around us and we were after something simple. Less hipster, etc. There we are, I'm enjoying my SIMPLE bacon and eggs. No aged unicorn seamen or gently sprinkled grated endangered species of some sort, paired with kale and kombucha. Suddenly I sensed a disturbance in the force. And there he was... This numbnut... Wearing two shoulder holsters. One with his wallet, the other with his phone. Funny.
I have seen this level of hipster mastery in the wild, but not on this continent. I suppose we are getting with the times. Apologies, for only half a photo, I was being all sneaky and s**t.
Yes he did have an immaculately groomed beard.