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Adorable pet cats.

Post by Stix » 28 Mar 2018, 1:10 pm

At an investment property installing kickers on all kitchen & laundry cabinets...

Im on my knees & there's a stinkin fowl smell in the air when im down at floor level...a smell just like that of what comes out of the back end of a cat...

I check me boots & sure enough...yep...ive pushed cat sh1t deep into the tread of my right boot.
I retrace my steps & find quite a bit of feline waste camouflaged on the half dead lawn ive walked over.

Ive removed it all & washed the boot but ya'all know its still just as wrank.

Fukn stinkin filthy dirty kunts of things they are...its no wonder peoples pet csts go randomly missing.

Im so mad right now--id luv to rub that cats face in heap of mine to get it back...then give it a loving goodbye with a field load of #4's in the bsck of its head as it ran away...

I gotta put up with this all effn day now...!!!
Sorry about that but thanks for listening.
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Post by bigfellascott » 28 Mar 2018, 1:54 pm

They definitely gave ya the s**ts hey. :lol:
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Post by Metalmik84 » 28 Mar 2018, 2:18 pm

Haha

We have a cat but it's not allowed outside unless I'm walking it on a lead and I carry a bag!
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Post by Daddybang » 28 Mar 2018, 2:22 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: too soon??? :drinks:
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Post by Wm.Traynor » 28 Mar 2018, 2:22 pm

The damn things poo in our garden and I have to change into scungy old shoes before weeding. Old motorcycle gloves too. If you get the soil on a cut, you're cactus.
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Post by southwest shooter » 28 Mar 2018, 2:30 pm

Shockers .
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Post by YoungBuck » 28 Mar 2018, 3:44 pm

My indoor only cat is currently in the process of being re-trained to use the loo. Literally.

Cats tend to bury their sh*t, how do you know it wasn't dog sh*t?
It'll shoot the fleas off a dog's back at five hundred yards, Tannen, and it's pointed straight at your head!
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Post by Bigjobss » 28 Mar 2018, 3:55 pm

Metalmik84 wrote:Haha

We have a cat but it's not allowed outside unless I'm walking it on a lead and I carry a bag!


Prada?
:drinks:
Sorry mate couldn't help myself :lol:
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Post by Stix » 28 Mar 2018, 4:48 pm

Daddybang wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: too soon??? :drinks:


:lol:
Yep too soon...but asking is pretty funny none the less... :lol: (ya bahstard :sarcasm: )
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Post by Stix » 28 Mar 2018, 4:52 pm

YoungBuck wrote:My indoor only cat is currently in the process of being re-trained to use the loo. Literally.

Cats tend to bury their sh*t, how do you know it wasn't dog sh*t?


Ive owned dogs all me life mate...trust me its cat sh1t dude...& id bet a wad of cash its a tom stinkin good for nothin bugger...
& dont make me prove it--not supposed to do that in suburbia...!!
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Post by Stix » 28 Mar 2018, 4:54 pm

Bigjobss wrote:
Metalmik84 wrote:Haha

We have a cat but it's not allowed outside unless I'm walking it on a lead and I carry a bag!


Prada?
:drinks:
Sorry mate couldn't help myself :lol:


I rekon you're right...it is after all on a lead... :roll:
:lol:
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Post by bigrich » 28 Mar 2018, 4:56 pm

breathe stix, breathe . you need beer . beer fix all. even cat crap
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Post by Stix » 28 Mar 2018, 4:58 pm

bigfellascott wrote:They definitely gave ya the s**ts hey. :lol:


Its NOT funny...!!! :evil:

:D :drinks:
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Post by Bigjobss » 28 Mar 2018, 6:27 pm

bigrich wrote:breathe stix, breathe . you need beer . beer fix all. even cat crap


Unless you pass out and the cat craps on you :D
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Post by Wm.Traynor » 28 Mar 2018, 7:08 pm

YoungBuck wrote:My indoor only cat is currently in the process of being re-trained to use the loo. Literally.

Cats tend to bury their sh*t, how do you know it wasn't dog sh*t?


My reasoning::::::::::::::I couldn't see it and it StAnK. Therefore, it was cat poo. Also, there has been a fluffy thing that killed our blue tongue :cry: that has been around the place for a long time.
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Post by Stix » 28 Mar 2018, 7:28 pm

Wm.Traynor wrote:Also, there has been a fluffy thing that killed our blue tongue :cry: that has been around the place for a long time.


Yea thats not cool...!!

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Post by Wm.Traynor » 28 Mar 2018, 7:33 pm

Stix wrote:
Wm.Traynor wrote:Also, there has been a fluffy thing that killed our blue tongue :cry: that has been around the place for a long time.


Yea thats not cool...!!

Skits 'im Wm'o..skits 'im


I Really Wish I Could :twisted:
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Post by Stix » 28 Mar 2018, 7:44 pm

Yea im hearing ya Wm...!
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Post by Metalmik84 » 28 Mar 2018, 8:00 pm

Stix wrote:
Bigjobss wrote:
Metalmik84 wrote:Haha

We have a cat but it's not allowed outside unless I'm walking it on a lead and I carry a bag!


Prada?
:drinks:
Sorry mate couldn't help myself :lol:


I rekon you're right...it is after all on a lead... :roll:
:lol:


Haha good call. I'll pay that :) It's my wife's cat and it's a clever little bugger. He's been easier to train than any dog I've owned!
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Post by Stix » 28 Mar 2018, 8:58 pm

Metalmik84 wrote:
Stix wrote:
Bigjobss wrote:
Metalmik84 wrote:Haha

We have a cat but it's not allowed outside unless I'm walking it on a lead and I carry a bag!


Prada?
:drinks:
Sorry mate couldn't help myself :lol:


I rekon you're right...it is after all on a lead... :roll:
:lol:


Haha good call. I'll pay that :) It's my wife's cat and it's a clever little bugger. He's been easier to train than any dog I've owned!


Your wife's cat you say...they're both probably got you fooled & training you mate...! :lol: :sarcasm:
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Post by Metalmik84 » 28 Mar 2018, 9:39 pm

Stix wrote:
Your wife's cat you say...they're both probably got you fooled & training you mate...! :lol: :sarcasm:


Hmmmm... Well I do change the litter, keep the food and water up, walk him and take him to the vet :shock:
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Post by Bent Arrow » 29 Mar 2018, 6:13 am

Metalmik84 wrote:
Stix wrote:
Your wife's cat you say...they're both probably got you fooled & training you mate...! :lol: :sarcasm:


Hmmmm... Well I do change the litter, keep the food and water up, walk him and take him to the vet :shock:


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