GCA: You actually managed to fail again

[<<Genesis93>>]

Send these people to stay with me for a week. I'll send them back with their hair on fire and pregnant. They'll either be gun nuts or spend the rest of their lives twitching and yelling, "What? What?" Either way, I know they are not going to hand their anti cause down to my demon spawn.

Well first heading your way is Rolanda browne..... and Davida shietbridge..... go easy, theyre Viiiiiirgins I tells ya, so treat them like the ladies they are, be gently.

[Heckler303]

Send these people to stay with me for a week. I'll send them back with their hair on fire and pregnant. They'll either be gun nuts or spend the rest of their lives twitching and yelling, "What? What?" Either way, I know they are not going to hand their anti cause down to my demon spawn.

Well first heading your way is Rolanda browne..... and Davida shietbridge..... go easy, theyre Viiiiiirgins I tells ya, so treat them like the ladies they are, be gently.

Bloody hell I'm sure he's not THAT desperate


Samantha Lee can't speak for ****** because she hasn't got a clue to begin with

[Title_II]

I don't care, send them! I said I would help, when have the Aussies let the US down?

I will expose them to so much gunfire their ears will leak stars and stripes. American sperm is so toxic it can reactivate crusted over commie ovaries. I will end their evil lineage and supplement your gene pool with my spawn.

I do this not because it is easy, but because it is hard

[sandgroperbill]

This thread just took a scary turn

[sandgroperbill]

Title, are you sure you would meet our minimum barrel length requirements? Might come up a bit short...

[Title_II]

Title, are you sure you would meet our minimum barrel length requirements? Might come up a bit short...

Last I heard China had about a billion and a half people, I think an American can get the job done

[sandgroperbill]

Good point

[<<Genesis93>>]

1
We have a 100mm barrel minimim...that 4inch in the old money.

2
China just dumped the single child policy so WE ALL need all the help we can get

But, you would desrve a commendation if you actually did impregnate Rolanda and Davida.....as a bonus we'll send Rhianon, a dies in the wool commie.

Enjoy

[bluerob]

Send these people to stay with me for a week. I'll send them back with their hair on fire and pregnant. They'll either be gun nuts or spend the rest of their lives twitching and yelling, "What? What?" Either way, I know they are not going to hand their anti cause down to my demon spawn.

Crikey, what's your address?

Sounds better than hanging with Motley Crue.

[Heckler303]

This thread just took a scary turn

Somehow I feel 99% of the jokes we make are when we are bored sh!tless to tears at work/school.

I know I do.

[<<Genesis93>>]

Heckler, you ear are too pure for this thread..... go do your homework

[Heckler303]

Heckler, your ears are too pure for this thread..... go do your homework

I already did all my homework m8

[BBJ]

Somehow I feel 99% of the jokes we make are when we are bored sh!tless to tears at work/school.

Guilty.